Chelsea Handler wins the ‘Holy ____ You Can’t Be That Stupid’ prize
Chelsea Handler at Politicon

Chelsea Handler wins ‘Holy ____ You Can’t Be That Stupid’ prize

Posted September 22, 2017 09:16 AM by Chris Pandolfo Chelsea Handler at Politicon
Chelsea Handler attends Politicon at The Pasadena Convention Center on Saturday, Aug. 29, 2017, in Pasadena, Calif. Colin Young-Wolff | AP Images
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Late Thursday night, Chelsea Hander, self-described comedian and “psychic,” tweeted something so moronic about North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un’s response to President Trump’s U.N. speech that one wonders where she found the brain cells to order her fingers to type.

For context, after President Trump warned North Korea that continued testing and potential use of the rogue regime’s nuclear weapons would leave the United States with “no choice but to totally destroy North Korea,” Kim Jong Un issued a statement lashing out at the president, calling him “a frightened dog” and a “gangster fond of playing with fire.”

“Far from making remarks of any persuasive power that can be viewed to be helpful to defusing tension, he made unprecedented rude nonsense one has never heard from any of his predecessors,” Kim Jong Un said, adding “a frightened dog barks louder.”

The rest of the statement used the same overblown language, swearing he would make Trump “pay dearly” for threatening North Korea with total destruction. “I will surely and definitely tame the mentally deranged U.S. dotard with fire,” the evil nuclear madman declared.

To you and me — rational people — Kim Jong Un presents himself as a menace to the world and a clear enemy of the United States. Chelsea Handler — irrational liberal dunderhead — wants Un to be president.

“Maybe we trade?” Donald Trump for the despot who murdered his own brother to consolidate power? Trump for the tyrant overseeing the mass starvation of the North Korean people? Trump for the dictator of the evil regime that killed Otto Warmbier?

Yes, you remember Otto Warmbier, don’t you? The American student held captive by the North Korean regime? The college kid who was tortured by Kim Jong Un’s Stalinist regime and returned to his parents in a comatose state, dying shortly after coming home at the age of 22?

He must’ve slipped Handler’s mind. Which is why there is a chorus of people all making the same point about that horrendous tweet:

Some people thought Chelsea Handler hit rock bottom when she maligned Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Dr. Ben Carson and former Sheriff David Clarke as “black white supremacists.”

But never underestimate the disgusting, mindless dreck progressivism will vomit out.


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Chris Pandolfo is a staff writer and type-shouter for Conservative Review. He holds a B.A. in politics and economics from Hillsdale College. His interests are conservative political philosophy, the American founding, and progressive rock. Follow him on Twitter for doom-saying and great album recommendations @ChrisCPandolfo.