Pride Month canceled due to White Boy Summer



Pride Month is officially canceled due to White Boy Summer.

It’s that time of year again. Election season is heating up. President Trump was just found guilty after a clearly biased trial in New York. The political scene is feeling rather chaotic at the moment.

WBS is really just about kicking back, enjoying quality time with loved ones, joking around, and going with the vibes.

It’s also that time of year when corporations pander to our social justice overlords and paint progress flags on doorposts of their superstores to celebrate this new religious holiday they call “Pride Month.”

But 2024 feels different. There’s a certain energy out there. The winds are shifting, and everyone can feel it. In recent months, defenders of all that is good and normal have emerged from the sidelines and spoken out.

NFL Star Harrison Butker going viral for his speech promoting Christian values, college frat bros defending the American flag on campus, severe backlash to DEI policies following pro-Palestinian protests. Recent doxes against anonymous accounts on our side backfiring in spectacular fashion.

The list goes on and on. Enemies want us demoralized, but it seems quite the opposite is occurring despite their best efforts. Most regular people are getting sick and tired of this dystopian reality our rulers have unsuccessfully attempted to force on us.

And what better way to express this rejection of their idols than by embracing White Boy Summer?

Chet Hanks, the man responsible for founding WBS and turning it into an internet sensation, indicated 2024 could be the biggest WBS to date. “I have consulted with the heavens, felt a westward breeze, and saw my shadow. This will be a #WBS,” he wrote.

Those who aren’t terminally online might ask, “Ok, but what IS White Boy Summer?”

WBS is really just about kicking back, enjoying quality time with loved ones, joking around, and going with the vibes.

Your itinerary for this WBS should include but is not limited to:

Tubing at the lake, tanning by the beach, having a few (or many) cold ones around a bonfire, road trips across the country with the sunroof down, cookouts with the boys, playing sports, running around, lying under the stars, jumping into a pool, enjoying a crisp breeze while lying in a hammock, attending fun events, listening to live music, hiking through the mountains, and so much more.

Pro tip: These activities get even better when one is wearing cool shades and popping a few 6mg ZYNs.

There's simply no better way to show support for LGBT: Liberty, Guns, the Bible, and Trump.

Don’t give in to the doomsday news cycles or the Debbie Downers. Get outside and have fun. Seize the day. Be a happy warrior. It’s officially WBS!

Video: Chet Hanks, son of Tom Hanks, politely tells social justice warriors accusing him of cultural appropriation to 'go kick rocks' – host is mystified



Chet Hanks – the son of infamous Hollywood actor Tom Hanks – has a very special message to social justice warriors accusing him of cultural appropriation. During a recent interview, Hanks politely informs leftists to "go kick rocks" when it comes to accusations of cultural appropriations.

Hanks gave an interview with podcaster Ziwe Fumudoh – who asked the loaded question, "Are there any marginalized communities you want to apologize to? I don't know, maybe the Patois community?"

Hanks fervently shakes his head and then responds, "Nah."

The celebrity son then replies, "I don't feel like I've truly done anything offensive."

The Nigerian comedian then asks, "You don't see it as cultural appropriation?" She then adds, "You see it as a celebration of culture?"

Hanks responds, "Mhm."

Ziwe asks Hanks if social justice warriors should go kick rocks, to which Hanks responds, "Yeah, yeah," then sips his drink.

When pressed, Hanks answers back, "No, I one hundred percent agree. Social justice warriors can kick rocks." Hanks then presents a hand gesture for them to go away.

i asked chet hanks if he wanted to apologize to any marginalized communitiespic.twitter.com/EEzD9VrtNs
— ziwe (@ziwe) 1651850502

Ziwe was likely referencing an event from 2020, when Hanks used a Patois accent that was widely panned.

American entertainer, Chet Hanks, welcomes viewers to the 2020 Golden Globes yesterday, in patois. In November last year, the\u00a0Jamaican Language Unit of @UWImona ramped up its advocacy for Patois to be made an official language by launching a petition on the website of the OPM.pic.twitter.com/jSLSW4Kl4O
— Jamaica Gleaner (@Jamaica Gleaner) 1578331323


Tom Hanks’ son caught on video in bloody brawl with ex-girlfriend as allegations of violence explode



Chet Hanks, son of actor Tom Hanks and actress Rita Wilson, was captured on camera in the middle of a bloody dispute with his ex-girlfriend, Kiana Parker.

The alleged abuse was said to have taken place at the former couple's home in Sugar Land, Texas.

On Tuesday, Parker obtained a temporary protective order against him.

What are the details?

A video obtained and released by TMZ reportedly shows the end of an altercation between Hanks and Parker that was said to have taken place on Jan. 8.

In the video, the camera appears to show Parker swiping at Hanks as she holds a pot. Hanks' bloodied face appears and he accuses her of slashing him with a knife.

"This bitch just attacked me with a knife," Hanks can be heard saying.

In the background, Parker can be heard responding, "No I didn't. ... No, no, not at all. You pushed me!"

On Jan. 12, Parker filed for the protective order against Hanks, stating that she needed protection because "as their relationship deteriorated, he repeatedly manhandled her, threw things at her, and threatened her with a gun in multiple encounters," according to USA Today.

A portion of the affidavit states, "On or about December 22, 2020, Chet returned to our home in (Sugar Land). The next week things turned dark, he told me he would 'blow my brains out' and that he 'didn't want to live and would blow his brains out' as well. I had my 9-year-old twins in the house with us. It was around 3 a.m. and I waited until he went to sleep and took my girls to the house with my mom."

Parker's affidavit added, "I have been afraid to be by myself ever since and have had my assistant or family with me at all times. Chet and I have multiple homes we live in together that contain property for both of us, both in Texas and California. I am afraid that he will hurt me again if we see each other face-to-face or if he finds out where I am staying."

The order, according to the outlet, "forbids Hanks from possessing gun, 'committing family violence,' stalking or harassing or coming within 200 feet of Parker, or communicating with her in a threatening or harassing manner, or approaching her in any way except through her lawyer."

The order also suspends Hanks' handgun license under Texas Family Court law.

What happened next?

On March 4, Hanks filed a civil lawsuit against Parker, accusing her of assault, battery, and stealing money and property worth about $20,000.

A portion of Hanks' complaint states, "On or about January 8, 2021, (Parker) did wrongfully, unlawfully, intentionally, and without legal justification strike (Hanks) with a pot and slashed him with a knife."

In a statement to USA Today, Hanks' attorney Marty Singer said, "The day after Chet Hanks confronted Kiana Parker about stealing money from his credit card, while Ms. Parker was accompanied by a huge male carrying a gun, she viciously attacked Chet with a knife, which caused him to profusely bleed. It is all on video and the undisputed video tells the whole story. Her claims are completely false, fabricated, and fictional."

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