Madonna gorges on MAGA unhappy meal after Trump win



All those ignorant Trump voters worried about the price of food? Let them eat cake, says Madonna.

The Material Girl observed Donald Trump’s re-election by stuffing her face with a special celebratory confection — one bearing the slogan “F*** Trump.”

Academia is the new home for anti-Semitism, meaning young people are going into massive debt for the chance to hate an entire group of people.

A true blow to both MAGA Nation and The PatriarchyTM. How will Trump 2.0 survive?

In Madonna’s defense, she’s come a long way since 2017. That year found her dreaming of blowing up the White House.

Colbert's cooked

Late-night TV isn’t handling Trump’s re-election quite as well.

Jimmy Kimmel fought back tears on the night following Trump’s landslide victory. John Oliver couldn’t muster the energy to make us laugh ... or even try.

Now Stephen Colbert jokes (or confesses?). He’s stress-eating in reaction to the MAGA sequel.

“Over the weekend, what I like to do when I’m feeling stressed out, I cook.”

Wonder if he’s got a recipe for crow.

Glen Powell needs mom's 'Mission' permission

One of the biggest new stars in Hollywood follows a tried-and-true formula for success. Listen to your mother.

Could Glen Powell, who broke out with “Top Gun: Maverick” and anchored the summer hit “Twisters,” replace Tom Cruise in the “Mission: Impossible” franchise?

Not so fast. First of all, no one has confirmed that news.

Secondly, Mama Powell is putting her foot down.

“My mom would never let me do that.” Powell said of the stunt-laden franchise. It’s the “worst gig in town; everybody knows that.”

Mom might have a change of heart if the assignment comes with Cruise-sized hazard pay.

Who's sorry now?

Adam Carolla has a firm policy when it comes to jokes: no apologies. Ever.

That’s helped him build a sturdy career outside the Hollywood ecosystem. Now he can say whatever he wishes without a cancel culture care in the world.

He’s got company.

Tony Hinchcliffe, the comic who roasted Puerto Rico at President Trump’s Madison Square Garden rally, isn’t sorry either.

The media desperately hoped Hinchcliffe's "garbage" gag would turn Latinos against Trump.

It didn’t. Just ask the new governor of Puerto Rico, a Republican named Jenniffer Gonzalez.

Tony shared some warm thoughts about both Puerto Rico and its citizens following the election. Then he broke out his Carolla-approved philosophy.

“I apologize to absolutely nobody — not to the Puerto Ricans, not to the whites, not to the blacks, not to the Palestinians, not to the Jews, and not to my own mother, who I made fun of during the set. Nobody clipped that.”

He wasn’t done.

“To the mainstream media and to everybody trying to slander me online, that’s what I do. I go hard and that’s never going to change.”

Dwayne Johnson's on-set 'streaming'

OK, who’s gonna tell Dwayne Johnson he can’t use urine bottles on a movie set?

The former Rock is trying to explain a 2024 exposé that said he showed up late to the set of “Red One” ... a lot. The superstar’s tardiness set the studio back millions, according to TheWrap.com.

Johnson is denying elements of that story, including the price tag for his tardiness. He does admit to a less substantial part of the narrative. Yes, he does pee in bottles on movie sets to save time.

It’s certainly not the kind of press a movie star craves. The bigger issue in play? “Red One,” an action Christmas comedy co-starring Chris Evans, cost a reported $250 million. The film’s projected box office this weekend? As low as $30 million. That's hardly a trickle.

B.S. in Beyoncé

Universities have had a terrible, no-good 2024. Academia is the new home for anti-Semitism, meaning young people are going into massive debt for the chance to hate an entire group of people.

There is good news, though, at least on one college front.

Yale University is promising a new course titled "Beyoncé Makes History: Black Radical Tradition, Culture, Theory & Politics Through Music.” Graduates may not be able to make a dime from that knowledge, but they won’t have to hear, “from the river to the sea” chants as much as their peers.

Boeing's image so tarnished even Biden cracks joke at company's expense



Recent plane problems and near-disasters have cast a pall over Boeing, one of just two major airplane manufacturers in the world. In fact, the company's reputation is so tarnished that even President Joe Biden poked fun at it.

On Thursday, Biden went to Radio City Music Hall in Midtown Manhattan for a major fundraiser featuring former Presidents Barack Obama and Bill Clinton and high-profile celebrities like Lizzo and actress Mindy Kaling. As expected, Biden flew into town on Air Force One, one of two 747-200B planes customized by Boeing to suit the security and pageantry needs of U.S. presidents.

During the event, host Stephen Colbert took a shot at Boeing by asking Biden whether Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg had reinforced the bolts on the plane before Biden boarded for NYC, the New York Post reported.

Biden, 81, then responded with a humorous crack of his own: "I don’t sit by the door."

Perhaps realizing that his handlers and other members of the Democratic Party would likely not be happy that he had just publicly insulted one of the biggest, most powerful companies in the world, Biden then attempted to walk his words back. "I’m only kidding," he quickly added. "I shouldn’t joke about that."

The snide quip from the sitting president of the United States comes after an Alaska Airlines flight from Oregon to California was forced to make an emergency landing after a door panel blew out mid-flight in January, as Blaze News previously reported. Though thankfully no one was injured, the incident did spark concerns about quality control and safety at Boeing, and Alaska Airlines CEO Ben Minicucci eventually admitted that there were "some loose bolts on many of our MAX 9s."

The bolts were not Boeing's only problem. Earlier this month, another Alaska Airlines plane landed with a cracked inner windshield, and a whistleblower testifying against Boeing was found dead of a gunshot wound, perhaps by his own hand.

These issues prompted CEO Dave Calhoun and other top Boeing executives to announce this week that they would leave the company at the end of the year. "The eyes of the world are on us," Calhoun's statement read in part, "and I know we will come through this moment a better company, building on all the learnings we accumulated as we worked together to rebuild Boeing over the last number of years."

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These celebrities are allegedly moving out of America if Donald Trump wins 2024 election



Barbara Streisand may be a great singer and actress, but that’s the extent to which we can give her credit.

“She is claiming that she will yet again leave the United States if Donald Trump gets re-elected,” sighs Hilary Kennedy.

Streisand made the same threat back in 2016, but, of course, she never followed through. However, she apparently means it this time around.

When Stephen Colbert asked her about her feelings regarding a second Trump term, Streisand responded with, “I will move. I can’t live in this country if he became president.”

She’s not the only celebrity who’s threatening to leave the states though. The list of Trump-hating celebs who claim they’ll move should he be re-elected also includes: Whoopi Goldberg, Raven-Symoné, Miley Cyrus, Bryan Cranston, Lena Dunham, Amy Schumer, and Chelsea Handler.

“This country would be a lot better if the people who claimed that they were going to leave it after Trump's 2016 victory actually would have left, but they didn’t,” laughs Logan Hall.

“This is an 81-year-old actress,” adds Blaze Media editor in chief Matthew Peterson. “I have no idea why I should give two you-know-whats about what Barbara Streisand thinks about politics or anything else.”

Amen to that, and good riddance to the woke celebs should they actually muster the courage to leave this time.


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THESE celebrities say they're leaving America if Trump wins 2024 election



For the second time in recent history, the trash is promising to take itself out.

In an appearance on "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert," Barbara Streisand claimed she would leave the United States if Donald Trump is elected president in 2024.

“How do you feel about the specter of a second Trump administration?” Colbert asked Streisand, who replied,

“I will move. I can’t live in this country if he became president.”

When Colbert then asked her where she would go, Streisand said “England, I like England.”

This isn’t the first time Streisand has promised to leave the country.

In 2016, she claimed she would move to Canada if Trump became president. When he did become president, she stayed in the United States.

Streisand isn’t the only one. Whoopi Goldberg, Raven-Symoné, Miley Cyrus, Brian Cranston, Lena Dunham, Amy Schumer, and Chelsea Handler have all made similar promises in the past, but none of them followed through.

“Obviously this country would be a lot better if the people who claimed that they were going to leave it after Trump’s 2016 victory actually would have left, but they didn’t,” Blaze Media digital strategist Logan Hall says.

Hall believes these celebrities “don’t really have a lot of loyalty to America.”

“They don’t really feel like they’re American. They can just go and pack their bags and release all these horrible policies on the rest of us of lesser means who could not leave,” he adds.

Blaze Media editor in chief Matt Peterson notes that these celebrities' opinions couldn’t matter less, not just because they’re awful at staying true to their word.

“This is an 81-year-old actress. I have no idea why I should give two you know whats about what Barbara Streisand thinks about politics or anything else,” Peterson says.


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'This is what is so scary' - Crowder notes an overlooked detail from Jon Stewart's Late Night interview



Comedian John Stuart is now echoing what would have had conservatives banned on YouTube just four months ago: the theory that COVID leaked from a lab in Wuhan.

"So, I will say this—and I honestly mean this—I think we owe a great debt of gratitude to science. Science has, in many ways, helped ease the suffering of this pandemic, which was more than likely caused by science," Stuart said to Late Show host Stephen Colbert.

Crowder pointed to Colbert's reaction during the interview and stressed the important contrast between Stuart and Colbert. "One was being funny and one was trying to rein the other in," Crowder explained. He added, "This is what is so scary,."

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