To say British musician Brocarde is a curiosity is a giant understatement.

In November 2022, she allegedly married the ghost of a Victorian soldier named Edwardo.

“She had a ceremony and everything, and who are you to judge?” mocks Glenn Beck, who can’t seem to wrap his head around the utter lunacy.

Unfortunately, the couple didn't exactly get their fair-tale ending.

“Brocarde has now claimed that her otherworldly husband has started having an affair with Marilyn Monroe’s ghost,” Glenn reports.

Edwardo apparently came home smelling like Chanel No. 5, which was Monroe’s go-to fragrance, and made several inappropriate remarks about her.

Before calling it quits, however, Brocarde and her phantom spouse began seeing “a medium for marriage counseling.”

“She’s much more traditional than you’d think,” Glenn jokes.

But it gets even weirder.

“In the end, it wasn’t the infidelity” that made Brocarde walk away but rather “the issue of children.”

“I mean, this happens all the time,” Glenn jests.

And yet somehow, it gets even weirder.

Apparently Brocarde wasn’t the one who wanted to have children.

“I told him I didn’t want his children,” so he “started haunting me with a screaming baby,” she says.

“I hate to hear that,” says Stu, who’s been stifling laughter as Glenn reads the story.

After divorcing him “with an exorcism” that left the singer “shaking and sweating,” Brocarde is now free of the poltergeist.

Unfortunately, the whole ordeal “gave her a bout of Tourette’s and a craving for raw lemons,” Glenn reports, a smile continuing to play at the corners of his mouth.

To hear more about Brocarde’s peculiar story, watch the clip below.

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