Taylor Swift embraces childless cat-lady status with Kamala pick



Taylor Swift is officially in her Kamala era.

Shortly after the close of Tuesday's presidential debate, the pop star officially backed the veep for the top job, blowing the minds of all seven people who thought that AI-generated Swift "endorsement" Trump posted last month was real.

'Late Night with Seth Meyers' lost its band. 'The Late Late Show' lost, well, everything. Now this.

Maybe Variety's recent passive-aggressive attempt to guilt-trip Swift into getting off the sidelines has hit home. And maybe Swift will inspire even more entertainers to stop with the singing and the dancing and the acting and give us what we really want: their half-baked political opinons.

Thanks, guys!

Fallon's show not a grower

“The Tonight Show” got a sudden case of shrinkage.

The NBC institution will now tell 20% less Trump jokes per week. Jimmy Fallon’s show will no longer air original episodes each Friday. The other late-night shows already run on that schedule, but the “Tonight Show’s” reduction reflects the format’s continued decline.

“Late Night with Seth Meyers” lost its band. “The Late Late Show” lost, well, everything. Now this.

Jimmy Kimmel recently suggested the late-night format might be extinct in 10 years. At this pace, he might be off by more than 20%.

'Curb' rash

Larry David is doing pretty ... pretty good in his post-“Curb Your Enthusiasm” life. The professional misanthrope just announced a 10-city fall tour expected to start in Denver, Colorado, September 20.

Will he get political? The comic actor is an avowed liberal who even raged against Alan Dershowitz for daring to take Donald Trump’s side in a legal matter. We’ll have to wait and see, but either way it won’t be cheap.

The least expensive tickets at the Mile-High City's Paramount Theatre will set you back nearly $300. His Bernie Sanders impression has a lot of explaining to do.

A lesson for UCLA radicals?

This seems like a recipe for disaster, but it’s also what colleges need these days.

Phelim McAleer’s play “October 7,” which portrays Hamas terrorist attacks through verbatim testimony of survivors, will be performed on the massacre’s anniversary at UCLA Fowler Museum, Lenart Auditorium.

Yes, that’s one of many U.S. colleges where virulent anti-Israel protests raged in the months following the attacks.

McAleer is no stranger to controversy, and he knows the play’s provocative themes will draw attention. Now, will any of the pro-Palestinian protesters dare to take in the show and learn what started the current war? The bigger question: How long will corporate media platforms ignore the production?

'I'm ... Beetlejuice'

A two-word sentence convinced audiences Michael Keaton was the right choice to play the Dark Knight back in 1989.

“I’m Batman,” Keaton growled to a thug, a clip that proved Mr. Mom could handle a superhero gig.

Now, at the tender age of 73, the actor would like audiences to know him by a different name.

Michael Keaton Douglas.

Turns out the actor’s real name is Michael Douglas, but when he entered show business, another star sported that name. Kirk Douglas’ kid, to be precise. So he opted for Michael Keaton instead.

He's in good company. David Bowie is only Bowie because his real name, David Jones, was already taken by a certain Monkee.

At this point, few will call the actor by either his birth name or new, longer moniker. If his latest film’s boffo box office continues, we'll all be calling him "Beetlejuice" from now on.

Lorne's new ladies

“Saturday Night Live” will add three new faces to the show this fall, which marks its 50th season.

Ashley Padilla, Emil Wakim, and Jane Wickline will suit up for the Sept. 28 season premiere. I would hate to assume their voting preferences based solely upon their new employer, but word is they're already hard at work pitching softball jokes about coconut trees and brat autumn.

Hillary Clinton tries to compare Trump and Biden — but notice what she doesn't say about Biden



Hillary Clinton is lecturing voters again.

Speaking with "The Tonight Show" host Jimmy Fallon on Monday, Clinton scolded voters upset about the forthcoming rematch between President Joe Biden and Donald Trump.

"Get over yourself! Those are the two choices," Clinton lectured.

The twice-failed presidential candidate then justified her position by offering a comparison of Biden and Trump.

"One is old and effective and compassionate, has a heart, and really cares about people," Clinton said, referring to Biden.

"And one is old and has been charged with 91 felonies," she continued, referring to Trump.

But notice what Clinton didn't say — because it's more important than what she did say: Clinton did not persuade undecided voters to support Biden based on his accomplishments. That is telling.

Perhaps the reason why Clinton did not try to persuade voters to support Biden on the basis of his presidential record is because polls have showed consistently that a majority of voters do not view Biden's record favorably. In fact, they believe the country is headed in the wrong direction, and they believe Biden and his policies are to blame.

A recent Fox News poll, for example, found that Biden's top accomplishment to be "nothing."

Later in her interview, Clinton fear-mongered about the "existential" nature of the 2024 election, suggesting that Trump threatens the existence of our republic.

She said:

I don't understand why this is even a hard choice. Really. I don't understand it. But we have to go through the election and hopefully people will realize what’s at stake because it's an existential question: What kind of country we're going to have; what kind of democracy we're going to have. And people who blow that off are not paying attention because it's not like Trump, his enablers, his empowers, his allies are not telling us what they want to do. I mean, they're pretty clear about what kind of country they want.

It's the same existentialist rhetoric we hear from politicians every four years. And yet: American democracy always prevails.

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The Vaccine Propaganda Is Creepy And Not Stopping The Spread

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'Well-liked among the ladies': Check out all the celebs who gushed over 'national sex symbol' Andrew Cuomo last year



Readers of TheBlaze likely recall a magical time last year — well, maybe magical for half the country — when far-left New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo was all the rage and seemingly could do no wrong.

Oh, that Emmy

In fact, Cuomo received 2020's International Emmy Founder's Award "in recognition of his leadership during the COVID-19 pandemic and his masterful use of television to inform and calm people around the world."

Yup, an Emmy.

Cuomo also received 2020's Edward M. Kennedy Institute Award for Inspired Leadership fo the same reason, despite New York at the time sporting the most COVID-19 deaths in America.

Oh, and then there were the celebrities who lauded Cuomo not only for his political swagger, but also because a number of them — self-described "Cuomo-sexuals" — said they were enamored with him in a not-just-friends kind of way. In fact, it was said of Cuomo that he was a "national sex symbol," "well-liked by the ladies," and "single and ready to mingle."

None of the accolades — particularly with regard to Cuomo's apparent animal magnatism — aged particularly well considering he announced his resignation from the governor's chair Tuesday following ramped-up allegations of sexual harassment against him.

But sometimes it does the heart good to indulge in a little nostalgia. That said ... roll 'em!

For the record, it was Ben Stiller who referred to Cuomo as the "Love Gov" and a "national sex symbol" (although allegedly they were the words of Cuomo's brother, CNN host Chris Cuomo). Late night TV host Jimmy Fallon said Cuomo was "well-liked among the ladies" and "good looking."

Late night TV host Stephen Colbert — an unapologetic leftist — attempted to comfort Americans' "perfectly natural" feelings of being "Andrew-curious, if not fully Cuomo-sexual." TV hosts Trevor Noah and even Ellen DeGenerous admitted the same amorous tugs.

Anything else? (Oh, you betcha)

The aforementioned accolades weren't the only ones showered upon Cuomo:

I’m in Love With Andrew Cuomo 💋“ANDY”🎶

— Cher (@cher) 1586926086.0

And who among us can forget TV host Chelsea Handler's revelation late last year that she asked Cuomo out on a date and was hopeful she could "flatten his curve" and they could "apex together" — to say nothing of the fact that during their "repartee" that she "would sexually harass him on his Instagram."

Chelsea Handler Has a Crush on Gov. Andrew Cuomo youtu.be

Finally, check out this snippet from last year's Emmy's presentation to Cuomo, which features some repeat celeb statements — but enough additional gooey stuff to make it worth a watch:

2020 International Emmy® Founders Award Presentationyoutu.be

Whether Kamala Harris Is A Plagiarist Or A Liar, Her ‘Fweedom’ Story Confirms She’s The Perfect Biden Sidekick

'Fweedom' is what Kamala Harris has been wanting since she was in a stroller, according to an account of the vice president-elect's early childhood that should probably be filed under fiction — or maybe plagiarism.
7 Times Hollywood Celebs Utterly Failed To Motivate Voters For Biden

7 Times Hollywood Celebs Utterly Failed To Motivate Voters For Biden

It turns out many working class voters care more about jobs and sending their kids to school than who Chrissy Teigen or Chelsea Handler says they should vote for.

Chelsea Handler goes full-on racist over 50 Cent's support of Trump: 'I had to remind him he was a Black person'

Chelsea Handler, a comedian and ex-girlfriend of Curtis Jackson, better known as 50 Cent, felt she had to call her ex out publicly over his recent tweets supporting US President Donald Trump.