Someone at the White House might have Alzheimer’s– can you guess who?
Pat Gray thinks there might be cause to believe that a certain someone at the White House has Alzheimer’s, a degenerative disease that impairs memory and other cognitive functioning.
Before formulating a hypothesis, however, Pat reads off the seven stages of the disease.
He only makes it to stage three before the symptoms begin sounding oddly familiar.
One of the signs health care providers look for in stage three is “difficulty with tasks in social settings,” Pat reads.
“Can you think of anybody in the U.S. government who might have that?” he sardonically asks Keith.
Pat then moves on to stage four: moderate cognitive decline, which “includes forgetting recent events.”
“Wow — like when he was asked … ‘When was the last time you were out of the country?’” and “he couldn’t remember” despite having just returned from Ireland two days prior.
Sounds suspicious …
Stage five involves the “inability to learn something new.”
Even simple instructions, such as “exit stage left and just walk down the stairs,” have proven too much for this individual to handle in the past.
“They have to write it down for him, and he has to follow those very specific instructions just to get off stage,” Pat says.
Stage six occurs when an individual often “[wanders] and [gets] lost.”
“Duh — he’s at stage six,” Keith laughs.
If you haven’t already figured it out, the “he,” unsurprisingly, is none other than Joe Biden.
Although the president has no formal diagnosis that we’re aware of, he certainly exhibits a number of the telltale signs.
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