New York Times authors bash RFK Jr. for criticizing Froot Loops, but common sense gets in the way



RFK Jr., who President-elect Trump has tapped to head Health and Human Services, may have been caught indulging in a McDonald’s Big Mac, but that doesn’t mean he’s going to allow the international chain to continue using chemical additives and seed oils in its products once he assumes office.

Of course, now that Kennedy is team Trump, the left has turned on both him and his proposed health policies.

“The corporate press and their audience of sheep, I mean open-minded liberals, have now pivoted to defending junk food,” says Dave Landau.

The New York Times, for example, released an article attacking Kennedy’s criticism of American Froot Loops, which contain several artificial ingredients.

In an interview with MSNBC earlier this month, Kennedy told the network, “Why do we have Froot Loops in this country that have 18 or 19 ingredients and you go to Canada and it has two or three?”

In the article, author Christina Jewett and Julie Creswell stated:

“Mr. Kennedy has singled out Froot Loops as an example of a product with too many artificial ingredients, questioning why the Canadian version has fewer than the U.S. version. But he was wrong. The ingredient list is roughly the same, although Canada’s has natural colorings made from blueberries and carrots while the U.S. product contains red dye 40, yellow 5 and blue 1 as well as Butylated hydroxytoluene, a lab-made chemical that is used ‘for freshness,’ according to the ingredient label.”

“So one has fruit and vegetables, and the other has cyanide and rat poison,” says Dave.

The criticism isn’t just coming from the corporate media, however. Some social media users have begun “chugging seed oil” to prove that it’s not bad for you. Dave plays a clip of one young man downing a glass of canola oil.

To see it, watch the episode above.

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Liberal women have a plan to get revenge on Trump, and we 100% support them



To be expected, the feminists are not excited about Trump’s return to the White House. So they’ve devised a plan to exact their revenge: They’re going to adopt draconian celibacy while he’s in office.

Many of them are taking the sex strike a step further by intentionally making themselves look unattractive by shaving their heads.

So liberal women self-punishing and vowing to not procreate? Now that’s what the “Normal World” cast calls “SUCCESS!”


Dave Landau plays a montage of different videos that have gone viral on social media of women joining the “4B” movement. On camera, they shave their heads and pledge to avoid men altogether as retribution for Kamala Harris not winning the presidency and enshrining abortion in the Constitution.

To be fair, however, these women didn’t invent the 4B movement. In fact, the movement started roughly a decade ago in South Korea when a group of feminists devised a plan to fight the patriarchy by living by a set of 4 “no’s” — no sex with men, no procreation, no marriage, and no dating men. However, the movement was part of the backlash of the “spycam” epidemic, in which many South Korean women were secretly being filmed during sex. Violence against women is also remarkably high in the country.

American women apparently thought Trump’s victory was equivalent to the plight of South Korean women, so they brought the 4B movement here. In some ways, they’re taking the already extreme lifestyle to even greater heights with some women encouraging others to divorce their husbands.

However, the majority of them are just vowing to be unattractive and celibate because if they get pregnant, then they will be unable to get an abortion due Trump’s nationwide abortion ban.

Except that’s not happening and abortion access will remain the exact same it’s been since the overturning of Roe v. Wade pushed the issue back to the states.

“You can go to one of the 48 states that still allows abortion,” laughs Dave, pointing out the idiocy of the movement.

To hear more of the cast’s commentary, watch the episode above.

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This montage of post-election liberal meltdowns will have you HOWLING



Donald Trump won fair and square. Despite the Trump is Hitler narrative, the weaponization of the justice department against him, and two assassination attempts, America said, "We want more Trump."

To be expected, the left is having a meltdown of cataclysmic proportions.

Dave Landau and the “Normal World” cast play some of the most epic lefty reactions to Trump’s big win. Enjoy.

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Although the cast plays several clips, these are perhaps the most hilarious.

In clip one, a young woman sitting in her car screams, “No! No! Noooooo! Why? Why Why?! ... Do you really hate me that bad?!” as she thrashes around violently.

In clip 2, a distraught and effeminate man laments, “You voted against me. You voted against my right to live. You voted against all the women and their rights. I hope you enjoy your cheap f****** gas.”

In clip 3, pop icon Cardi B listens to a TV commentator on election night announcing that Trump is nearing victory. She literally clutches her face in apparent agony. The caption over the video reads, “I hate yall bad.”

One clip features a woman just sobbing uncontrollably while her dog licks her face. A woeful Billie Eilish ballad plays in the background.

Another features a furious young man screaming, “I’m done! I’m done! I’m done! I’m done with you! I’m not with you, your mother, and your sister! I’m just done with all of this!”

In another clip, someone videos their mom rocking back and forth sobbing while watching election coverage. The caption reads, “My mom is freaking outtt. Kamala plsssss do ur thing.” Her mom then picks up a glass of wine and proceeds to chug it.

These are just a few of the most unhinged responses. To see more tearful, screaming, nonsensical reactions to Trump’s victory, watch the episode above.

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Nickelodeon’s ‘Kids Pick the President’ results are in! Guess which candidate they chose?



Since 1988, Nickelodeon has been airing a special called “Kids Pick the President,” which features a mock election designed to engage the youth in the political process and determine the kids’ choice for president.

With the exception of 2004 and 2016, the children involved in the special have accurately predicted the presidential victors.

Well, this year’s results are in!

Dave Landau and the “Normal World” team discuss the kids’ verdict.


According to actual polling, “there’s no way [Trump] is not going to win,” says Dave.

Sadly, the kids disagree.

According to this year’s Nickelodeon election special, Harris received 52% of the vote while Trump received 48%. Let's hope the youngsters are as wrong about Trump this year as they were in 2016.

"It was still close,” says optimistic Angela Boggs.

“You know that somebody rigged it,” adds Dave skeptically.

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INSANE: Celeb bodyguard claims Diddy POISONED Jamie Foxx — could it be true?



In the summer of 2023, actor and musician Jamie Foxx came down with a mysterious illness that very nearly killed him.

In July, after it was determined that he had narrowly escaped death, a pale, sickly-looking Foxx released a tearful video letting the public know that he was okay but traumatized.

“I’ve been to hell and back,” he said, before thanking his family, medical team, and God.

Foxx never would say what it was that nearly took his life, leaving many speculating that his illness was due to taking the COVID vaccine, which could not be questioned or criticized at the time due to the collusion between the federal government, Big Pharma, and Big Tech. The approved narrative was that Foxx had a stroke.

However, a new story has since emerged. In the wake of Sean "Diddy" Combs' arrest, a celebrity bodyguard who goes by the name of Big Homie.CC has reported that Foxx’s near-death experience was due to Diddy poisoning him. Apparently, Foxx then reported him to the FBI.

¼ Black Garrett, Angela Boggs, and Derek Richards, filling in for Dave Landau, bring equal parts humor and analysis to the disturbing news.

"‘In a shocking interview with Cam Capone News, celebrity bodyguard Big Homie, which by the way is the name on his driver's license in case you're curious, "made bold accusations against music mogul Diddy, alleging that Diddy poisoned actor Jamie Foxx,’” says Richards, reading from a report.

In a YouTube video that dropped last week, Big Homie stated the following: “Well, I know [Diddy] poisoned Jamie Foxx, and Jamie Foxx reported him to the FBI because of it. I know that’s a fact.”

When questioned whether Foxx’s mysterious illness was due to this alleged poisoning, Big Homie confirmed yes – Foxx’s 20-day stint in the hospital and three-month hiatus from the public eye was indeed a result of being poisoned by Combs.

Angela then points to “Brittany Murphy and [Diddy’s] ex-wife,” Kim Porter, and several others who “have died of pneumonia who were involved with [Diddy].”

“Actually one of the causes of pneumonia is breathing in baby oil,” she says.

When Diddy’s home was raided by the FBI, 1,000 bottles of baby oil were found. Could it be that they were also poisoned by Diddy in a different way?

“All my freak parties have coconut oil – organic from Whole Foods,” Richards jokes.

To hear more of the conversation, watch the episode above.

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'Men for Kamala' ad gets a full-throated Dave Landau revamp



“Men for Kamala” is the name of Harris’ latest campaign ad. The title alone is enough to ignite a conflagration of mockery and criticism online, which it has. However, the content of the ad is where it gets really, really bad — so bad that comedian Dave Landau saw it not as Harris’ desperate plea for male support but rather as an opportunity to have some fun.

In the original ad, six men explain why they’re “man enough” to vote for Kamala. These men include a morbidly obese cowboy/farmer, a muscled-up guy in the gym, a bearded biker, a random dude with a horse, another random dude in a leather jacket and sun hat, and finally — by far the best character — a very effeminate man sitting with his legs crossed on a tailgate.

The commercial starts out with three of the men stating their specific reasons for why they should be regarded as men.

“I’m man enough to cook my steak rare,” said the tailgate queen.

“I’m man enough to deadlift 500 and then braid the s*** out of my daughter’s hair,” said the gym bro.

“You think I’m afraid of carburetors? I eat carburetors for breakfast,” said the corpulent man, who seems to have confused carburetors with carbohydrates.

Then the ad transitions into the characters explaining what they’re all not afraid of — supporting women. Several liberal talking points are repeated, including abortion, IVF, and the right to be “a childless cat lady.”

Some of the best snippets from this segment include the lines: “Full-throated endorsement,” “raw-dog a flight,” and “emotional in front of my horse.”

Such an utterly ridiculous skit is a gold mine for a comedian like Dave.

In his “man enough” remake, Dave stars in the role of an effeminate “macho, macho man,” who wears a leather jacket and pants, no shirt, a stick-on mustache, a dog collar, and a beret and says things like, “You had me at full-throated endorsement,” “pound me like a chicken breast,” and other things we can’t put in print.

Check it out above.

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A comedian’s hilarious take on the Trump/Harris debate: 'She could have said that the earth was a triangle'



As a comedian, Dave Landau has the unique ability to take a situation that would make the majority of us anxious, nauseous, or hopeless and extract some humor.

That’s exactly what he managed to do following Tuesday's debate between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris.

If you a need laugh after watching what occurred on the stage last night, this one's for you:

Before the debate even began, Dave knew it wasn’t going to go well.

When Trump and Harris “walked out, they shook hands like a divorced couple at their son's graduation,” he said.

“I figured with the Stanley Cup of wine [Kamala] probably had under that podium, she might be able to keep her composure better, but the more angry [Trump] got, the more balanced she kind of seemed. But I don't blame him for being angry because the whole debate was three on one, like Lindsey Graham and a rest area bathroom,” he told Stu Burguiere, who doubled over in laughter.

“It was the most biased thing from the get-go. She could have said that the earth was a triangle, and they wouldn't have checked it.”

“They didn't fact-check anything that [Kamala] said, and then any time Trump said something, they were like, 'Sir, sir, you've been speaking for 10 seconds, there's no way that's true; let's go back to Kamala; she was just talking about the greatest economy we've had for the last four years,”’ laughs Dave.

As for Harris’ constant sneering, harrumphing, and eye-rolling, Dave thinks the male audience was wholly unimpressed because “they’re used to that face” at home.

“It was very ‘you’re not getting any tonight,’” he jokes.

“The other part I loved was when she said ‘people leave your rallies early.’ Well, sure, [Trump] was getting shot, as opposed to when people left Biden's rallies early because he just had to take a question from Ben Franklin and then shake hands with a camera,” says Dave.

To hear more of his humorous post-debate analysis, watch the clip above.

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WATCH: Joe Exotic calls in from prison to share his thoughts on the 2024 election: ‘There’s not an inmate in here shooting for Harris'



The year 2020, for all the disaster and chaos it ushered in, did give us at least one good thing: “Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness” — the Netflix sensation that enthralled Americans with its eccentric cast and big cat drama. The show garnered nearly 35 million views in the first 10 days after its release, but after the star of the show — Joe Exotic — went to jail for his murder-for-hire scheme, the nation largely moved on from Joseph Maldonado.

However, in 2023, Exotic somewhat re-emerged in public discourse when he announced his intentions to run for president in 2024. Although his campaign fizzled out earlier this year, he is still watching the race closely.

On the last episode of “Normal World,” Dave Landau and 1/4 Black Garrett received a phone call from none other than the Tiger King himself.

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“Were you hoping for a VP spot?” Dave asked Joe.

“I’m hoping for a cabinet position,” Exotic responded, adding that he hopes to become the “director of Fish and Wildlife.”

“Who is your favorite candidate right now, other than yourself?” Dave asked next.

“We have to get Trump in there because Harris is gonna get us killed. Her and Biden’s been in there for almost four years. ... A couple hundred military bases worldwide have been been attacked of ours and we ain't done s**t about it. We're in the middle of Ukraine; we're in the middle of Israel bulls**t. Russia, China, and Iran and ISIS and them will steamroll her. There's no way they're going to take her serious,” Exotic railed.

“Do you think it's odd that Biden just all of a sudden stepped down and out of nowhere we're being forced to kind of believe that [Kamala Harris] was always the person for the job?” asked Dave, pointing out the buzz about Kamala being a DEI hire.

“I don't think that she was always the person to run. I think [Biden] really wanted to do it himself. I think old age caught up with him a little faster than he thought it would, and I think the only reason that she is even picked to even run as the nominee is because she is black and she is a woman.”

“Look, above all else, it don't matter if you're shooting for the economy to straighten up, world peace, or whatever — all they care about is that a black woman becomes president,” Exotic explained, adding that, “in [prison], Trump has every black vote.”

“There’s not an inmate in here shooting for Harris or Biden. She spent half of her life putting black people in prison that couldn’t afford to fight the fight,” he continued, noting that Harris and Biden’s promises of “prison reform” came to naught.

“With the inmates in there, is that their biggest issue — drug reform? Or do they want prison reform more than anything?” was Dave’s follow up question.

“We live like river rats, man — the mold, the broken down facilities, the electrical problems. We have 300 [people] and 6, 7, 8 toilets ... The food is pathetic, the medical care is pathetic,” said Exotic, adding that “there’s more drugs in here than the whole city of Wynnewood, Oklahoma.”

“When I get out of here, my goal is to testify in front of Congress about what goes on in here,” he told Dave.

As for his Trump endorsement, Exotic claimed that “the best thing [he’s] ever heard come out of Trump's mouth in a long time is if he becomes president he's going to shut down the camps and the halfway houses and send everybody home because if you can qualify to go to a camp, go home and work and support your family. Quit making the taxpayers pay this bill.”

To hear more of the conversation, including where the Tiger King is at in his trial, watch the episode above.

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HILARIOUS: The 'Mighty Marginalized Empowered Rangers' face off against Octo-Privilege to save Equality Grove



Imagine a city where everyone is equally represented, transgenderism is celebrated by all, feminism has conquered the patriarchy, every fetish and compulsion is affirmed, guns are nonexistent, and everyone (except straight white men) are welcome.

Actually, you don’t have to imagine it, because Dave Landau has already done that for us.

Welcome to Equality Grove – the first 100% inclusive, nonviolent city where white privilege is a thing of the past.

But what happens when an evil alien from outer space attacks the people of Equality Grove?

Simple – You call on the Might Marginalized Empowered Rangers, a fearsome team of allies who channel the powers of inclusivity, equity, feminism, and body positivity to defeat the forces of evil.

How will the Empowered Rangers and their marginalized trans acceptance robot fare against the nefarious Octo-Privilege? See for yourself below.

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HILARIOUS: A comedian’s take on Trump vs. Biden debate



We’ve seen a lot of reactions to last night’s presidential debate between President Joe Biden and former president Donald Trump — everything from anger to fear to complete and utter jaw-on-the-floor shock.

One reaction we did not expect to see, however, is humor.

But Dave Landau, Blaze Media’s in-house comedian and host of “Normal World,” couldn’t help but laugh throughout the entire debate. Here is his reaction to the first presidential debate of 2024 in joke format:

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“We did learn that [Biden’s] golf handicap is a six, even though I'm pretty sure it's dementia.”

“Also what he has in common with golf is that we've stopped counting strokes.”

“Biden also said that ‘his son was in Iraq’; well, I think he meant to say ‘was on crack.’”

“Dana Bash looks like Sarah Jessica Parker doing an impression of a pony; and Jake Tapper looks like Jamie Lee Curtis doing an impression of Fred Armisen.”

“People are wondering what drug cocktail Biden might have been on, so I'm going to guess whatever it was, it was mixed by Cosby and Justin Timberlake.”

“There's no way this wasn't set up to get him out. It was like watching Tommy at the end of ‘Goodfellas.”’

“Trump did amazing; he was very poised. every time he said ‘mandate,’ Lindsey Graham thought his dating app was going off.”

“Biden was slurring so much, I honestly thought the stage was going to get pulled over.”

“I don't know what Joe Biden was looking at, but he just looked like a fat guy that was at the Golden Corral and he was told the chocolate fountain was out of order.”

That’s just some of Dave’s hysterical commentary, though. To hear the entire take, watch the clip above.

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