Jake Tapper definitively proves ‘Die Hard’ is a Christmas movie … in verse

· December 26, 2017  
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Die Hard is a Christmas movie
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A recent YouGov poll purporting to show that a majority of people surveyed don’t believe “Die Hard” is a Christmas movie is fake news. The movie’s screenwriter said so himself. But if you’re still not convinced, CNN’s Jake Tapper, of all people, is here to show, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that “Die Hard” is a Christmas movie. In verse.


There you have it. Some real news from a CNN reporter. Well done, Jake.

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Author: Chris Pandolfo

Chris Pandolfo is a staff writer and type-shouter for Conservative Review. He holds a B.A. in politics and economics from Hillsdale College. His interests are conservative political philosophy, the American founding, and progressive rock. Follow him on Twitter for doom-saying and great album recommendations @ChrisCPandolfo.

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