Jeffrey Epstein’s lawyer friend, Alan Dershowitz, who most recently penned the classic "The Case for Vaccine Mandates," is setting the record straight on his reported massage at Epstein’s house.

In a heated interview on Alex Stein’s "Prime Time," the disgraced lawyer claims he has “only had sex with one woman" since he married his wife, and not only that, but his massage at Epstein’s house was scheduled for him by his wife.

He claims the masseuse was a 40-year-old woman named Olga and that he has never been involved in any of Epstein’s dirty underage business.

However, as Stein points out, just the fact that he’s been on the receiving end of a massage at Epstein’s house is enough to cause controversy. Because, you know, just a casual massage at a known sex trafficker and pedophile’s home. No big deal.

It seems that Dershowitz has also forgotten he’s been a huge proponent of ending age of consent laws and played a large part in getting Jeffrey Epstein a measly 13-month county jail sentence for the sexual abuse of underage girls.

So, while Dershowitz is adamant that he has never received a massage from one of Epstein’s underage girls, the fact that he willingly received a massage at all is head-scratching to say the least.

It seems the takeaway here is that if you don’t want to be accused of potential heinous acts, don’t hang out with the people who are constantly committing them.

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