LOL: 'Biden adviser' shares NEW plan to save Joe’s dying campaign



President Biden’s campaign suffered a massive blow after his disastrous CNN Presidential Debate performance — and now one of his “advisers” has a new attack plan.

While this “adviser” isn’t really an adviser, his idea as to how Biden can secure the 2024 presidential election is absolutely golden.

“I’ve been working in campaigns like this for quite some time,” the “adviser” whose stage name is Wilfred tells Glenn while wheezing. “I watched the debate on the television set.”

Wilfred calls the debate a “catastrophe” and says it reminded him of when he “tried to make a move on Ethel at the prom.”

“She seemed to be into it, but she had so many layers of pantaloons, and I was unable to get to the conclusion of the evening, and the sun came up, I was still trying to remove layers,” Wilfred says as Glenn laughs.

“All right, so Wilfred, we’re really looking towards the future here on whether he is going to drop out from the campaign, or I mean, what has been decided?” Glenn asks the “adviser.”

“The first thing that was decided was that his entire campaign would now be sponsored by Prevagen,” Wilfred explains. “Really if we fill him up to make his internal digestive systems approximately 80% Prevagen, we believe multiple sentences will come out really together.”

The idea itself is bulletproof, but that’s not all Wilfred has up his sleeve.

“He also beat Medicare,” he tells Glenn proudly, though he has one concern.

“I’m concerned that Joe Biden may come off as too youthful for the American people. I don’t know if you’ve noticed lately, but the American people love old candidates. They don’t want people who are coherent,” he explains.


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Glenn Beck uncovers God's role & the left's hidden agenda



Many are understandably overwhelmed by the impending doom cast over us all as the woke agenda spreads like wildfire throughout America.

But Glenn Beck has a better way to look at what’s happening.

He recently had a “spiritual moment,” and Stu Burguiere sat down with him on "Stu Does America" to uncover what he found.

“God is not surprised. He’s very aware of all of us. He wants all of his children back. He knows exactly who and what we’re fighting. He knows. It’s evil. He knows,” Glenn explains.

“If he has no fear,” Glenn continues, “and we know he knows us, and he knows what situation we’re in, and we’re in line with him—what do you have to worry about?”

Stu points out that things could get worse if we don’t fight back.

Glenn explains that he’s not saying don’t fight, but rather “don’t take the outcome on.”

“You just do the next right thing, whatever that is. And most people will dismiss the next right thing, because they won’t think it matters. But all of the little stuff matters like crazy right now. Just do whatever it is, the next right thing. Just do that and do it right.”

No matter how bad it gets — the trans agenda in schools, the financial crisis, food shortages — Glenn believes that as long as you’re in alignment with God, you will be okay.

“I think my calling of warning is over, but I think my calling now is to tell you the truth about God. Where he is right now, and that is overwhelmed with ‘I gotcha, I gotcha, I got the whole thing. I got it. Relax.’”

Glenn adds that “it’s time to just buckle up and know that you’ve done all the best that you could. Continue to walk with him because he has you.”


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