Biden turns 81 and makes ANOTHER little girl cringe!
President Joe Biden set a new record as the oldest sitting president when he turned 81 this week.
“It doesn’t show. I don’t think it shows at all,” Sara Gonzales of "The News and Why it Matters" jokes.
To celebrate his birthday, Gonzales reveals a montage of Biden tripping throughout his presidency — and it’s only what the cameras have captured.
“How many times can you trip up the stairs? A lot, apparently, when you’re Joe Biden,” Gonzales says. Her montage features 11 trips, each as graceful as the last.
The president himself took to the podium on his birthday, and while he didn’t physically trip, he did trip on his words a bit.
“Just to get here, Liberty and Bell had to beat some tough odds in competition,” Biden says, referring to two turkeys. “They had to work hard to show patience and be willing to travel over a thousand miles.”
This is where it got even dicier.
“You could say even is harder than getting a ticket to the Renaissance tour or Britney’s tour, she’s down in, it’s kind of warm in Brazil right now,” he added, looking confused.
“What’s sad is, like, the biggest accomplishment of his whole entire presidency or political career will be the 'Jeopardy!' question of ‘Who is the oldest president?’ and it’ll be Joe Biden,” Alex Stein comments.
In another moment captured on his birthday, Biden told the audience “they can actually sang birthday me.”
Gonzales isn’t clear what that means, neither is anyone else.
But the embarrassment is never-ending for Biden, as just over the weekend, he made a little girl — and everyone else — incredibly uncomfortable.
The little girl was wearing cat ears at a speech, and Biden bent down over her and said, “I love your ears. I love them. They’re really cool,” as the girl nervously turned away.
“How old are you, 17?” He then asked.
The girl replied that she was six.
“Why, you’re ready for her to be of age?” Gonzales asks, disgusted.
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Fear not: President Joe Biden IS the picture of health
According to left-wing media, Joe Biden is the picture of health.
“If you’re concerned about Joe Biden’s age, you probably don’t know Joe Biden,” Joy Reid told her audience on MSNBC, which echoed the sentiment of anchors across the board.
“Biden is actually in good shape,” said one loyal anchor. Another said he’s “mentally, quite acute.”
Pat Gray is appalled.
“Yes, I mean, there’s no evidence of him struggling with his mental acuity, there’s no evidence of that. This is completely made-up whole cloth by haters on the right,” Gray mocks.
Meanwhile, there is endless evidence that Biden is not the mentally fit president Democrats make him out to be.
In one clip, Biden incriminates himself at a rally by saying he goes way back with a woma who was 12 when he was 30.
“We go back a long way. She was 12, I was 30, but anyway, this woman helped me get an awful lot done,” Biden said.
Biden has also been caught on camera, multiple times, sniffing underage and terrified children.
In one clip, he’s seen hugging a little boy closely before telling the audience, “He gave me permission to touch him.”
“This was right after he was called out for this and told it was inappropriate: ‘Stop doing this to people. They’re uncomfortable with it. It’s offensive, it’s sick, leave people alone.’ First thing he does, starts touching the boy,” Gray says, disgusted.
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