Someone at the White House might have Alzheimer’s– can you guess who?
Pat Gray thinks there might be cause to believe that a certain someone at the White House has Alzheimer’s, a degenerative disease that impairs memory and other cognitive functioning.
Before formulating a hypothesis, however, Pat reads off the seven stages of the disease.
He only makes it to stage three before the symptoms begin sounding oddly familiar.
One of the signs health care providers look for in stage three is “difficulty with tasks in social settings,” Pat reads.
“Can you think of anybody in the U.S. government who might have that?” he sardonically asks Keith.
Pat then moves on to stage four: moderate cognitive decline, which “includes forgetting recent events.”
“Wow — like when he was asked … ‘When was the last time you were out of the country?’” and “he couldn’t remember” despite having just returned from Ireland two days prior.
Sounds suspicious …
Stage five involves the “inability to learn something new.”
Even simple instructions, such as “exit stage left and just walk down the stairs,” have proven too much for this individual to handle in the past.
“They have to write it down for him, and he has to follow those very specific instructions just to get off stage,” Pat says.
Stage six occurs when an individual often “[wanders] and [gets] lost.”
“Duh — he’s at stage six,” Keith laughs.
If you haven’t already figured it out, the “he,” unsurprisingly, is none other than Joe Biden.
Although the president has no formal diagnosis that we’re aware of, he certainly exhibits a number of the telltale signs.
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Fact-checking Joe Biden because the media can’t
Pat Gray has noticed that the media loves to fact-check, but it refuses to use or is incapable of using those fact-check powers on Joe Biden.
So, Gray has decided to do one of the media's favorite jobs for it.
Biden recently spoke at a campaign event in California where he addressed gun violence and the NRA, which he said wields “overwhelming power.”
Biden added that “the NRA is the only outfit in the nation that we cannot sue as an institution.”
“Where does he get that?” Gray asks, continuing, “he’s said that before. Where is he getting that? He just pulls it out of his rectal cavity.”
“It is not true. In fact, there’s an active lawsuit in New York against the NRA, right now,” Gray adds.
According to Gray, Biden also told Americans that the Second Amendment explicitly states that you can’t own any weapon you want.
“Keith, can you call up the Second Amendment,” Gray asks, “maybe we'll even read it and see if we’ve missed the part where it explicitly states we can’t own any weapon we want.”
Keith pulls out a copy of the Constitution and reads, “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed,” he continues.
Biden also claimed to be a “Second-Amendment guy” at the campaign event.
“If you have to say ‘I’m a Second-Amendment guy,’” Keith laughs, “you’re not a Second-Amendment guy.”
Biden’s claims have gotten so outlandish that even the Washington Post is questioning his statements.
Washington Post fact-checker Glenn Kessler said, “We have no idea where he conjured up this notion about a ban on canon ownership in the early days of the Republic, but he needs to stop making this claim.”
“Thank you, Glen Kessler, thank you,” Gray says.
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Joe Biden wants to build a train to Africa: Wait, what?
Say what you will about Joe Biden, but the man certainly is a dreamer.
Biden has recently shared massive infrastructure plans for not just America but the entire globe — and some have been left wondering whether the president is capable of accomplishing such impossible feats.
“We have plans to build a railroad from the Pacific all the way across the Indian Ocean. We have plans to build in Angola, one of the largest solar plants in the world,” Biden told a crowd this week.
“I could go on but I’m not. I’m going off script, I’m gonna’ get in trouble,” the president added.
Pat Gray and Keith Malinak are impressed.
“He’s an innovator,” Malinak jokes.
“It’s an 8,000 mile railroad, so that’s pretty good,” Gray adds.
“I would say it’s ambitious,” he continues, “especially considering that there’s never been a railroad built across an ocean.”
Gray is concerned that Biden has never heard of airplanes before.
“Does he know about air travel? Has he heard there’s something called ‘air-travel,’” Gray continues.
Gray has more questions.
“Why would you build a railway across the Pacific and Indian Oceans? Why would you do that?”
“Will it be an elevated track when it goes across India?”
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DOOMED! How we ALREADY know DEI Kamala’s campaign will FAIL
Kamala Harris may be playing up her Gen Z voter base appeal with sparkly TikTok videos and a recent endorsement as a “brat” from Charli XCX, but Sara Gonzales doesn’t believe her strategy is enough to win the election.
“Number one, she condemned pro-Palestinian rioters, burning the flags and defacing these statues, rioting in Union Park and on Capitol Hill,” Gonzales says. “She probably has a lot of Hamas lovers in her base — is this going to alienate them?”
In a statement from the vice president, Harris called the rioters “unpatriotic,” said their actions were “despicable,” and that their rhetoric was “dangerous” and “hate-fueled.”
“I don’t think that’s going to fly with them,” Gonzales says, noting that the Democrats also already know Harris is a “failed border czar.”
“I know the press is trying to wipe away the fact that Joe ever crowned her as border czar,” Gonzales comments, adding, “Today, six Democrats joined every Republican House member to condemn Kamala Harris’ handling of the border crisis.”
“Her own people are turning against her because they cannot deny that the Border has been just decimated under her and Biden’s watch,” she says.
While Harris’ step-daughter is a Gen Z transgender advocate who refuses to shave her armpits, Gonzales doesn’t believe her presence will do much. Rather, she says she could be the next “Hunter Biden.”
“I mean, Kamala is just such a terrible candidate,” Gonzales continues. “I love that all of these things that are happening right now that she is being forced to attend to. She’s being forced to come out and condemn her people, all of these pro-Hamas terrorists — what I’m calling them.”
“I just love it. It just couldn’t be happening to a more deserving person. So, yes, we know that she’s going to fall on her face, but it’s just nice to see all of these things come to fruition now,” she adds.
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