'Locks up like Windows 95': Joe Rogan lays into Biden, underscoring that he's been a punch line for decades



Various liberal media outfits and Democratic donors have abandoned the pretense that President Joe Biden is mentally equipped to serve another full term. Amidst the growing acknowledgment of Biden's decrepitude, some supporters have leaned on the characterization of the 81-year-old Democrat as a truth-telling candidate of integrity.

Although happy to see the Biden competency narrative crumble, Joe Rogan and leftist YouTube personality Jimmy Dore are just as critical of the new Biden integrity narrative.

In the July 4 episode of "The Joe Rogan Experience," the titular host quipped that during the debate, Biden "locks up like Windows 95, stammers for 15 seconds, and then says, 'We beat Medicare.'"

Rogan's remarks at Biden's expense prompted Dore to attack recent revisionism about the president's character.

"No one's ever f***ing loved Joe Biden. He's always been a joke and a punch line," said Dore. "And this idea that somehow it's Joe Biden's integrity and truth-telling against Donald Trump — 'He lied, lied.' The first time Joe Biden ran for president, he had to drop out because he got exposed for being a pathological liar."

"He said he graduated at the top of his class. He graduated at the bottom," continued Dore. "He said he had three majors. ... He said he was chosen as the most outstanding ... no. It was all lies. And then he got caught plagiarizing — not only just their speeches but like their life story."

Biden launched his 1988 presidential campaign in June 1987. He claimed that he graduated in the top half of his class in law school; that he had attended law school at Syracuse University on a full academic scholarship; that he had been named the outstanding student in the political science department as an undergraduate at the University of Delaware; and that he had graduated from Delaware with three undergraduate degrees.

Biden was later forced to admit that the claims were bogus.

The Washington Post reported at the time that Biden had confirmed in a statement, "As the complete record of my law school career indicates, which I released to the press last week, I did not graduate in the top half of my class at law school and my recollection on this was inaccurate."

Biden had in fact ranked 76th out of a law school class of 85.

At Delaware, he graduated 506th in a class of 688 with a "C" average.

As for this supposed triple degree, he receive a degree with a dual major in history and political science.

In terms of being named an outstanding student, Biden later admitted a professor of the name of David Ingersoll had nominated him — but nothing came of it.

'It was an open mockery that he was a known plagiarist.'

At a press conference in September 1987, Biden also confirmed that he had faced disciplinary action for plagiarism while a freshman in law school. In one instance, he reportedly used five pages from a law review article for a brief he claimed to have written in a legal methods class without crediting the source or using footnotes.

Biden also copped to freely stealing quotes from other politicians, including then-British Labor Party leader Neil Kinnock.

While Biden liberally stole speech elements and quotes from President John F. Kennedy and others, the New York Times noted that "he lifted Mr. Kinnock's closing speech with phrases, gestures and lyrical Welsh syntax intact for his own closing speech at a debate at the Iowa State Fair on Aug. 23 — without crediting Mr. Kinnock."

"Who does that?" asked Dore. "He's been a joke, always was a joke."

"Did I ever tell you about 'Joe Biden night' that we used to have at Stitches?" Rogan later asked his guest. "Stitches Comedy Club in 1988, we had 'Joe Biden night.' ... That would mean I would go on stage and do your act and you would go on stage and do my act."

"Because he was a plagiarist," said Dore.

"Exactly," said Rogan. "So we would call it 'Joe Biden night,' and all the comics would go up and do each other's acts."

"It was an open mockery that he was a known plagiarist," added Rogan. "In '88."

"That's why this rehabilitation — it's all because of Trump derangement syndrome," responded Dore. "They have to pretend like Joe Biden's some kind of guy with integrity and dignity instead of, you know, the horrible criminal, anti-worker guy that he's been his whole life."

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'On the inside, I am a lesbian': Male Spanish soldiers are legally changing genders to get women's benefits



Women in the Spanish military reportedly enjoy various benefits on account of their sex — such as boosted pay, improved pensions, and better sleeping arrangements. A handful of male soldiers have figured out a novel way to address this systematic inequality: claim to be women.

According to the Spanish newspaper El Español, male soldiers have begun to exploit the "Trans Law," which socialist parliamentarians managed to pass in early 2023 despite strong opposition from conservatives and feminists.

Under the new law, men no longer need to take cross-sex hormones for two years or undergo medical evaluations in order to call themselves "women." Now, they just have to fill out some paperwork and formally request that their ID card and passport reflect their preferred gender identity.

The Telegraph highlighted how the passage of this law coincided with the rollout of added benefits for women in the military and in the security forces as a means to drive up female recruitment.

Ostensibly seeking to exploit the one law in order to enjoy the fruits of the other, 41 men in the Spanish territory of Ceuta in North Africa have legally changed their gender identifiers in the last year. The majority of these newly minted "women" are serving in the military or the police. Only four of the men bothered to legally change their names, and there is no indication that anyone has changed their marital status, according to El Español.

Roberto Perdigones, one of the men now listed on official documents as a woman, is a 35-year-old corporal in the army stationed in Ceuta. Perdigones has a beard, male genitalia, a biological son, and a strong physical attraction to women.

Perdigones told El Español, "On the outside, I feel like a heterosexual man, but on the inside, I am a lesbian. And it is the latter that counts. This is why I made the legal change to become a woman."

Perdigones indicated that "affirmative action measures" incentivized men to switch genders on their documentation.

Since first identifying as a woman last year, he claims he has acquired improved sleeping quarters, his own bathroom, and a fatter paycheck.

"For changing my gender, I have been told that my pension has gone up because women get more to compensate for inequality," Perdigones told El Español. "I also get 15 per cent more salary for being a mother."

"I even have a private room in the barracks, all to myself, with a private bathroom," continued the corporal. "This is because I cannot be with men as I am a woman, and I did not consider it appropriate to be with biological women out of respect for them."

In addition to better accommodations and pay, Perdigones does not have to abide by the hair and jewelry restrictions imposed on male soldiers.

Outside the military, Perdigones told the paper that there are additional benefits. For starters, when applying for various police and security roles, he only has to satisfy the requirements set in women-specific physical tests, which reportedly tend to be less demanding. His status as a woman also gives him a fighting chance in custody battles over his son.

An unidentified officer with Spain's civil guard, one of the country's two national police forces, told the Spanish newspaper that some of his colleagues have been exploiting the "Trans Law" as a "kind of rebellion" against such leftist policies.

"I have already seen several cases among my colleagues, and it is going to increase, because there are quite a few people who have requested it and are in the process," said the officer. "So, from time to time, the number is going to be much higher."

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Video: British thief's 'Indiana Jones-style slide' to get past closing shutters fails. Stuck, he drinks to his misfortune.



On at least two occasions in the "Indiana Jones" franchise, the titular hero narrowly avoids certain death and entombment in accursed subterranean locations by slipping through fast-closing gateways, sure never to lose his iconic fedora in the process.
Confronted with the prospect of idling inside a convenience store until police arrived, a thief in Northeast England risked potential decapitation in a similar fashion last month; however, unlike the fictional Dr. Jones, Malcolm Trimble of Durham City was not nearly as fast as he needed to be.

According to the Durham Constabulary, Trimble, 30, walked into a Durham City store with a large kitchen knife stowed up his sleeve.

Surveillance footage of the incident shows a man wearing a hooded jacket and mask carrying a four-pack of lager over to the counter, then brandishing the knife. Police indicated Trimble threatened the shopkeeper with the blade.

The shopkeeper wasn't about to die over lager, but he also wasn't going to be taken advantage of. He triggered the system to lower the shop's metal roller shutters and raced outside. Once clear of the store, the shopkeeper held the door shut, containing the thief until police could deal with him.

As the heavy metal shutters descended, sealing all portals to the outside, Trimble struggled against the shopkeeper to open the door. The shopkeeper managed to bar the thief's exit long enough for the shutters to descend to within just a few feet of the ground.

Although Trimble finally got the door open, his escape was anything but assured. He dropped his beer on the threshold, then attempted what police later referred to as an "Indiana Jones-style slide" under the closing shutters. His feet, legs and lower torso made it outside, but the thief's upper half was left behind along with the beer.

The Durham Constabulary noted that while the pinned-down thief attempted to wriggle free, the shopkeeper called police, who promptly rushed to the shop.

In the three minutes it took for officers to arrive on scene, Trimble managed to crack open a cold lager and toast his failure.

Durham Constabulary

Trimble was reportedly sentenced to three years and four months in jail for attempted robbery and possession of a knife.

Detective Sergeant Paul Mawson of Durham Constabulary said, "It wasn’t the most difficult arrest we have ever made. To be honest, it was an open-and-shut case."

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Video shows woman duct-taped to her seat after she tried to open airplane door mid-flight, bit cabin attendant



A shocking video shows an unruly airline passenger duct-taped to her seat on a recent American Airlines flight after she became dangerously unhinged. The reckless woman reportedly attempted to open the airplane door mid-flight and attacked a cabin attendant during the scary ordeal.

The frightening incident happened on Tuesday's American Airlines Flight 1774 traveling from Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas, to Charlotte, North Carolina. The flight was delayed at least three hours and took off around midnight, according to the New York Post. In the middle of the two-hour flight, a woman allegedly "had an outburst" and attempted to get off the plane.

"All flight attendants were running up and down the aisles, frantically kind of like whispering to each other," TikTok user @lol.ariee, who was a passenger on the plane, said.

The cabin crew began locking bathrooms, and started grabbing bags from overhead bins, but wouldn't say what exactly was happening, according to passenger Arieana Mathena.

"It was just kind of like chaos and no one knows what's going on," she added.

The pilot allegedly addressed the situation over the intercom, and asked the passengers to stay in their seats, noting that there was "a bad situation on the plane right now."

"Then we gradually start to hear more and more screaming, and we're like, 'Wait a minute,'" Mathena said.

A flight attendant allegedly explained that a female passenger "had a fit of anger and had wanted to get off the plane."

The cabin attendant allegedly explained what the woman screamed during her frenzy, "And she said, 'I have to get off this plane,' and she walked to the exits and started knocking on doors, saying, 'You have to let me get off this plane!'"

American Airlines confirmed the incident, and stated that the woman assaulted and bit a flight attendant. The crazed passenger "attempted to open the forward boarding door" and was restrained "for the safety and security of other customers and our crew."

"I guess it took all five flight attendants to overpower her and literally take her down," Mathena said. "They pretty much lowered her, put her on the seat and covered her with duct tape."

The TikTok video shows a green-haired woman duct-taped to a seat on the plane, and she is heard screaming at passengers exiting the airplane, "You! You! You!" Flight attendants calmly say, "Goodbye" as if nothing was wrong.

A police officer is on board the plane and another cop is in the gangway with a gurney. The woman was reportedly taken to a local hospital in Charlotte. American Airlines said the female passenger was placed on it's "internal" no-fly list while investigating the situation.


@lol.ariee

so this happened on my american airline flight #waittilltheend #DFW #americanairlines #lawsuit #fypシ