How I Found Out My Journalist Side Piece Was Cheating on Me With Her Fiancé

The humidity unfurled in torrid pulse-strokes drenched with soft-skinned summer musk, swooning like a locust swarm up and down Fifth Avenue. Chaos lingered in the waning wreckage of a strawberry moon. Shadows whispered under Saturn's winking eye. American flags flailed recklessly as darkness hunkered down. I wallowed in the pale dusk, still reeling from a nuclear aftershock of psychosexual delusion. Red and white, seared together pink as flesh. The stars were out. I sang the blues.

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EXCLUSIVE: We Tracked Down the Demon Who Attacked Tucker Carlson in His Bed and You'll Never Believe What He Had to Say About the Jews

Tucker Carlson, the edgelord podcaster and former Swiss boarding school student, made headlines this week for several reasons. He risked his life by agreeing to interview "chemtrail" expert Dane Wigington, one of the only men on Earth with the knowledge and fortitude to expose the global plot to manipulate weather patterns with airplane-guided geoengineering. He followed that up by valiantly defying the outdated convention wisdom surrounding Dietrich Bonhoeffer, the German Lutheran pastor jailed for speaking out against the Nazi regime and executed for allegedly plotting to assassinate Adolf Hitler. Carlson shrewdly denounced Bonhoeffer as a "great man in some ways" who was nevertheless a bad Christian for trying to kill a fellow Christian who was just trying to solve a problem and defend his country from the Jewish-backed imperial aggression of Winston Churchill.

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REVEALED: Top Platner Aide's Shocking Ties to Cult-Like Group with Dark, Violent Past

A top aide to Graham Platner, the Nazi-adjacent Democrat running for U.S. Senate in Maine, belonged to a depraved cult-like entity with ties to one of history's worst genocides, the Washington Free Beacon has learned.

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I'm Just That F—ing Good: Gaza Peace Plan Was the Opening Act of My Bold Second-Term Agenda

Folks, I can't tell you how grateful and relieved I am that this day has come. Thanks to my administration's efforts—and my own ambitious leadership—peace has finally been restored to the Middle East. The hostages have been returned. More importantly, we have temporarily halted the destruction of Hamas, which many passionate Democrats regard as a moral imperative.

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Nobel Worthy: Hamas Statesmen Martyred in Pursuit of Peace

Several senior members of Hamas, the populist Palestinian political party, perished Tuesday in an Israeli airstrike while attempting to secure a lasting peace in the region. In other words, they died doing what they loved.

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Trend Alert: You Won't Believe The Other Racist Signs We Found at Pro-Trans Liberal Protests

A supporter of Abigail Spanberger, a Democrat running for governor of Virginia, caused a stir on Thursday by holding an appallingly racist sign at a protest in Arlington. The elderly white woman was spotted outside a school board meeting where Spanberger's Republican opponent, Winsome Earle-Sears, was scheduled to speak in opposition to district rules allowing so-called transgender students to use bathrooms and locker rooms based on their self-declared "gender identity" rather than biological sex.

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Democrats Can’t Take A Joke, So They’re Trying To Outlaw Free Speech

Sen. Amy Klobuchar wants you to know it was not her saying such 'vulgar and absurd' things. And she wants to punish the people who do.

National Disgrace: Trump Appeases Soccer Menace on Home Soil in Solidarity With America's Enemies

We've never had any reason to doubt Donald Trump's commitment to American greatness.

 Until now.

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EXCLUSIVE: Iranian President Explains the Real, Nuanced Meaning of ‘Death to America’ and ‘Kill the Jews’

Tucker Carlson, the former Fox News host and failed CIA applicant, recently interviewed Iranian president Masoud Pezeshkian, who insisted that his country "did not want to develop a nuclear weapon" and blamed the "false image" of Iran as a malicious terrorism sponsor on the "devilish machinations instigated by [Benjamin] Netanyahu and the Israeli regime."

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Time for Change in Iran: Supreme Leader’s Befuddled Outbursts Raise Questions About His Fitness To Serve

Iranian supreme leader Ali Khamenei's behavior in response to Israeli strikes that have decimated his country's military has grown increasingly bizarre and incoherent, raising serious questions about his fitness to serve. Khamenei, 86, is one of the only world leaders who is even older than Joe Biden, 82, the former U.S. president who was forced to end his reelection campaign after Democrats finally acknowledged he was too addled to perform. A Washington Free Beacon analysis of Khamanei's public statements since the start of Israel's preemptive attack found compelling evidence to suggest the supreme leader is also suffering from severe cognitive decline. For the good of the country, his Iranian compatriots should urge him to step down. The Islamist regime, like the Democratic Party, could use a change.

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