Not Even Taylor Swift Wants To Be A Childless Cat Lady

[rebelmouse-proxy-image https://thefederalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/Screenshot-2024-09-25-at-4.06.42 PM-1200x675.png crop_info="%7B%22image%22%3A%20%22https%3A//thefederalist.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/Screenshot-2024-09-25-at-4.06.42%5Cu202fPM-1200x675.png%22%7D" expand=1]Behind Taylor Swift's snarky, election-year Instagram post is a 34-year-old woman who's long dreamed of getting married and having babies.

Only Psychopaths Leave Their Shopping Carts In The Parking Lot

Refusing to put away your shopping cart is an atrocious act forgivable by only God himself.

For The Love Of All That Is Holy, Stop Backing Into Parking Spaces

If you're still backing into parking spaces, just cut it out and pull straight into them the way basic geometry demands.