LOL: 'Biden adviser' shares NEW plan to save Joe’s dying campaign



President Biden’s campaign suffered a massive blow after his disastrous CNN Presidential Debate performance — and now one of his “advisers” has a new attack plan.

While this “adviser” isn’t really an adviser, his idea as to how Biden can secure the 2024 presidential election is absolutely golden.

“I’ve been working in campaigns like this for quite some time,” the “adviser” whose stage name is Wilfred tells Glenn while wheezing. “I watched the debate on the television set.”

Wilfred calls the debate a “catastrophe” and says it reminded him of when he “tried to make a move on Ethel at the prom.”

“She seemed to be into it, but she had so many layers of pantaloons, and I was unable to get to the conclusion of the evening, and the sun came up, I was still trying to remove layers,” Wilfred says as Glenn laughs.

“All right, so Wilfred, we’re really looking towards the future here on whether he is going to drop out from the campaign, or I mean, what has been decided?” Glenn asks the “adviser.”

“The first thing that was decided was that his entire campaign would now be sponsored by Prevagen,” Wilfred explains. “Really if we fill him up to make his internal digestive systems approximately 80% Prevagen, we believe multiple sentences will come out really together.”

The idea itself is bulletproof, but that’s not all Wilfred has up his sleeve.

“He also beat Medicare,” he tells Glenn proudly, though he has one concern.

“I’m concerned that Joe Biden may come off as too youthful for the American people. I don’t know if you’ve noticed lately, but the American people love old candidates. They don’t want people who are coherent,” he explains.


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Former Biden COVID adviser warns 'Category 5' virus hurricane about to hit US — the likes of which we haven’t seen



A top infectious disease expert warned Sunday that the worst of the coronavirus pandemic may still be to come.

Michael Osterholm — who serves as director of the Center for Infectious Disease Research and Policy at the University of Minnesota and formerly served as a member on the Biden transition team's COVID-19 advisory board — compared the incoming disaster to that of a "Category 5" hurricane forming offshore and heading for the United States.

What did he say?

Osterholm told NBC's Chuck Todd on "Meet the Press" Sunday that he expects the new faster-spreading coronavirus variant first discovered in United Kingdom to sweep through the U.S. starting between six and 14 weeks from now.

If that happens, "we are going to see something like we have not seen yet in this country," he said.

"England, for example, is hospitalizing twice as many people as we ever hospitalized at our highest number," he added.

In order to prevent a new surge of cases that could overload America's health system, Olsterholm suggested calling an "audible" on vaccine distribution. Instead of administering second doses, he said, we should be rapidly administering first doses to the elderly and other people in high-risk categories who have yet to receive the vaccine.

Though he warned it won't be easy to change course now, with many starting to embrace a post-pandemic world.

"Imagine where we're at, Chuck, right now: You and I are sitting on this beach where it's 70 degrees, perfectly blue skies, gentle breeze. But I see that hurricane ... Category 5 or higher, 450 miles offshore," he said. "And telling people to evacuate in that nice blue sky day is gonna be hard. But I can also tell you that hurricane's coming."

What else?

Should the surge not be contained, Osterholm anticipated that lockdown measures — such as those experienced in places like New York and California, until recently — would be reinstated.

"What we have to do now is also anticipate this and understand that we're going to have to change quickly," he said. "As fast as we're opening restaurants, we're likely to be closing them in the near term."

The only good news, it seems, according to Olsterholm, is that the variant, known as B.1.1.7 is not believed to be resistant to vaccination. Though it may lead to more serious illness.

"Fortunately, that one has not shown its ability to evade the protection from the vaccine," he continued. "But its ability to cause many more infections and much more serious illness is there."

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