The potential romance going on between pop icon Taylor Swift and Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce has some fans celebrating and others groaning.

If this union is like any of Taylor’s previous 1,989 relationships (wink, wink to all the Swifties), then it’s probably only a matter of time before the two part ways.

Luckily, Taylor already has people working to write the break-up song that will inevitably go viral when the two call it quits.

TV producer Adler of "The Rick and Bubba Show" is one of those helpful individuals. He’s written the perfect song, and it’s called “That’s Game.”

It goes something like this:

“It wasn’t serious;

It was just a crush.

Now, I wanted safety;

You wanted a touchdown.

Thought you’d get a first down,

But you came up short now.

I usually date skinny, hipster guys.

But I was hypnotized by your meaty thighs.

And you’ll never get a copy of my house key

Because you’re not a red zone threat like Gronkowski.

That’s game; I won.

I will not give birth to your very large son.

'Cause I guarantee

You will regret fumbling me.

I could buy the Kansas City Chiefs.

You got benched, if you know what I mean.

I break more hearts than the COVID vaccine.

Xs and Os and Os and Xs

Does J. J. Watt still play for Texas?”

That’s just a taste though. To hear the entire future Grammy-winner, watch the clip below.

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