NPR runs pro-witchcraft piece – The occult today is 'as trendy and as helpful as veganism or yoga'



“This may surprise you,” says Glenn Beck sarcastically, but “witches are real” and they’re “liberal politically.”

NPR recently ran what Glenn calls “a fluff piece” on witches and the religion of witchcraft.

“Witches have long cast a spell on American entertainment, but they aren’t just a figment of our imagination. Witchcraft is a real practice, and people who practice witchcraft are all around you,” the NPR segment began.

The show goes on to interview American writer Diana Helmuth, who devoted a year of her life to exploring witchcraft.

It was “month seven before I tried to make a connection with the goddess,” whether she is “a real deity up in the sky” or “a metaphor for the interconnectedness of everything on Earth,” Helmuth explained.

“So I go and I set up this ritual to try and talk to a particular goddess,” and after “sitting in front of an altar that I made” for “about an hour, something happened – I just suddenly felt flooded with bliss,” she recounted.

“My initial reaction to this NPR story was a little eye-rolling,” admits Glenn. “Of course, NPR is on the side with witches.”

However, it’s also quite scary. “There are supposedly, according to NPR, more witches than Presbyterians,” says Glenn, and “USA Today claims … that ‘hip witchcraft’ is on the rise in the U.S.”

“You’ll find articles on witchcraft all throughout the liberal media,” says Glenn, but unlike the past, when people knew terms like "the occult" meant bad news, today’s society seems to be fascinated with the world of witchcraft.

It shouldn’t surprise you to find out that people who practice witchcraft usually run in the woke crowd.

“Witchcraft is especially popular among … transgender activists,” says Glenn, citing an academic article. He quotes:

‘Contemporary paganism portrays gender in an array of different ways and, as such, is very inclusive of sexual diversity. Much of this phenomena happens through what pagans call witchcraft. But how does witchcraft help queer and transgender pagans take part in the pagan community?”

“I looked it up,” says Glenn, and according to online sources, “witchcraft [is] an inclusive movement,” which “is seeing a resurgence among queer-identified young people seeking a powerful identity that celebrates the freedom to choose who you are.”

“Here’s what unites all of them – witches, leftists, transgender activists, NPR, the liberal media,” explains Glenn. They’re “fighting for relevance … they pester, they annoy, they shock or try to shock, in a bid to get attention,” but they “lose their power when people stop watching them or stop caring.”


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It doesn’t get any weirder than this: British singer marries, then divorces a GHOST over the issue of children



To say British musician Brocarde is a curiosity is a giant understatement.

In November 2022, she allegedly married the ghost of a Victorian soldier named Edwardo.

“She had a ceremony and everything, and who are you to judge?” mocks Glenn Beck, who can’t seem to wrap his head around the utter lunacy.

Unfortunately, the couple didn't exactly get their fair-tale ending.

“Brocarde has now claimed that her otherworldly husband has started having an affair with Marilyn Monroe’s ghost,” Glenn reports.

Edwardo apparently came home smelling like Chanel No. 5, which was Monroe’s go-to fragrance, and made several inappropriate remarks about her.

Before calling it quits, however, Brocarde and her phantom spouse began seeing “a medium for marriage counseling.”

“She’s much more traditional than you’d think,” Glenn jokes.

But it gets even weirder.

“In the end, it wasn’t the infidelity” that made Brocarde walk away but rather “the issue of children.”

“I mean, this happens all the time,” Glenn jests.

And yet somehow, it gets even weirder.

Apparently Brocarde wasn’t the one who wanted to have children.

“I told him I didn’t want his children,” so he “started haunting me with a screaming baby,” she says.

“I hate to hear that,” says Stu, who’s been stifling laughter as Glenn reads the story.

After divorcing him “with an exorcism” that left the singer “shaking and sweating,” Brocarde is now free of the poltergeist.

Unfortunately, the whole ordeal “gave her a bout of Tourette’s and a craving for raw lemons,” Glenn reports, a smile continuing to play at the corners of his mouth.

To hear more about Brocarde’s peculiar story, watch the clip below.


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