At Restaurants This Summer, Don’t You Dare Ask If We Can Get A Table To Eat Outside

Dining outside remains an inexplicable source of joy for some people. Count me out of eating with the heat, bugs, and irksome wind.

Please Don’t Ask Me To Dinner And Then Want To Split An Entrée

Sharing at a restaurant causes problems. And then it's considered tacky to acknowledge those problems. Don't make me do it.