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She did WHAT on his side of the bed?



Imagine the worst argument you have ever experienced with your significant other. Now, count yourself lucky that you were not in a relationship with Amber Heard.

Actor Johnny Depp is currently suing his former wife Amber Heard for defamation, and some shocking details have come to light. In his testimony, Depp explained that Heard left a "fecal delivery" on his side of the bed and that Heard tried to blame it on their dogs. Heard eventually admitted to leaving poop on Depp's side of the bed, calling it a "prank."

Steven Crowder discussed this on Thursday's episode of Louder with Crowder. "Context matters," Crowder said. "She did admit to this and called it a prank. After she abused him and left him while his mother was sick? No, that's not a prank."

Crowder added that it is also "disgusting that a woman could do that angrily on command."

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