Kate Middleton supposedly spotted over the weekend, but wild conspiracy theories continue to circulate
After nearly four months of not being photographed, the Princess of Wales has finally been spotted, or so the U.K.’s Sun Newspaper reports.
According to various accounts, Kate and Prince William were seen shopping together at the Windsor Farm Shop over the weekend. Kate is supposedly happy and healthy following her abdominal surgery that took place in January.
But skepticism surrounding the princess’ whereabouts, her health, her marriage, and the potential the media is covering up a massive scandal continues to circulate.
“I’ve read so many conspiracy theories,” Bridget Phetasy tells Dave Landau and ¼ Black Garrett.
One such theory is that the Mother’s Day photograph of Kate and her three children was photoshopped to include Kate.
“Is she the floating head?” asks Dave.
Another theory is that “[Kate] is missing” because she’s “a non-royal,” and “bad things happen if you don’t marry your cousin,” says Bridget.
Supposedly, Kate’s royal duties will resume following Easter, however.
“A Kensington Palace announcement on January 17 [stated] that Kate Middleton had undergone a planned abdominal surgery ... and would not take part in royal duties until after Easter,” reads Dave.
“I guess she’ll rise again,” he jokes.
To hear the cast’s theories on Kate Middleton’s mysterious withdrawal from society, watch the video below.
Want more 'Normal World'?
To enjoy more whimsical satire, topical sketches, and comedic discussions from comedians Dave Landau and 1/4 Black Garrett, subscribe to BlazeTV — the largest multi-platform network of voices who love America, defend the Constitution, and live the American dream.
www.theblaze.com
www.theblaze.com
Elon: 1 / Don: 0 — former CNN host embarrassed by Musk in interview
Former CNN host Don Lemon was given a chance to come back to CNN and interview Elon Musk — but the interview was not as great of a success as he’d have hoped, and he’s not happy about it.
“Don Lemon doing a little whining right now,” Pat Gray scoffs.
In the interview, Lemon asked Elon whether he and X had “some responsibility to moderate hate speech on the platform[.] That you wouldn’t have to answer these questions from reporters about the great replacement theory as it relates to Jewish people?”
“I don’t have to answer questions from reporters. Don, the only reason I’m doing this interview is because you’re on the X platform and you asked for it. Otherwise, I would not do this interview,” Elon responded.
"Do you think that you wouldn't get in trouble or you wouldn't be criticized for these things?" Don asked.
"I'm criticized constantly. I couldn't care less," Musk retorted in his typical detached manner.
Then, just hours after the interview, Elon canceled the partnership between Lemon and X.
Lemon then went back on CNN to host Erin Burnett to complain about Elon, saying his rhetoric surrounding the “great replacement theory and migrant invasion” is what “radicalized shooters use in their manifesto.”
“I wanted to know if he felt any responsibility as someone who has one of the largest social media and information platforms in the world,” Lemon continued, adding, “it doesn’t seem that he feels that he has any responsibility with that because he seemed really averse to facts."
After Lemon’s CNN appearance, Elon fired back that “CNN is dying,” and X isn’t in the market for that kind of reporting.
“They want somebody to control your speech,” Keith Malinak says.
Want more from Pat Gray?
To enjoy more of Pat's biting analysis and signature wit as he restores common sense to a senseless world, subscribe to BlazeTV — the largest multi-platform network of voices who love America, defend the Constitution, and live the American dream.