VICTORY NAP: Rosie O'Donnell's back — with the same tired Trump trash talk



Rosie O'Donnell has returned ... and she didn't bring her freshest material.

You would think her years-long sabbatical from the spotlight would have given her the time to come up with some choice zingers for her archnemesis, Donald Trump.

Jagger is 83 and looks in remarkably good shape. His rock peers? Not so much.

Instead, the best she could do was this moldy oldie: "Orange Voldemort."

To be fair, the Queen of Not-So-Nice is also well past her sell-by date. The "A League of Her Own" star hasn’t been hot since Avril Lavigne ruled the charts. And it got even cooler last year when she fled to Ireland in mortal fear of President Donald Trump 2.0.

It’s hard to land acting gigs when you’re living thousands of miles away from La La Land.

Now, she’s back. Sort of. O’Donnell had a brief Broadway run with a one-woman show, and she’s been hosting “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” all week.

She used the ABC perch to mock President Trump, suggesting she was getting under his skin. Yes, Trump is the president of the greatest country in the world again, and O’Donnell had to leave her home fearing some make-believe threat he poses.

You know what they say, Rosie: If you can't say something funny, don't say nothing at all.

Midnight in Madrid

A director synonymous with New York is having a hard time making films there now.

Woody Allen’s 51st feature is set to start shooting this October in Madrid. The Oscar winner hasn’t shared much about the project, but we know that local officials are helping defray the film’s $12 million budget.

So why not the Big Apple? It’s complicated. First, Hollywood unofficially cut bait with Allen during the #MeToo movement. Suddenly, the industry took the disturbing allegations against the filmmaker seriously. He had previously been accused of molesting his daughter Dylan Farrow, but Hollywood looked the other way until it became uncomfortable to do so.

Plus, U.S. investors aren’t as keen on backing his low-budget, low-ROI stories anymore, let alone support a star with a murky past.

Then again, maybe the Jewish filmmaker is better off in Madrid, not the Big Apple. Does he really want to shoot a movie in Zohran Mamdani’s New York?

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Just 'Wonder'ing

Another day, another celebrity plays the race card. But does this actor have a point?

Yahya Abdul-Mateen II snagged an Emmy nomination for playing the obscure Marvel Comics hero Wonder Man in the Disney+ show of the same name. The series earned a quick second season greenlight before the Mouse House said, “Psych!” and canceled it.

Now the actor is suggesting to Vanity Fair that Marvel has a racism problem. Maybe. Sort of. Hey, he’s just asking questions.

His proof? He brought up not just his show, which co-starred Ben Kingsley and race-swapped his character from the comics, but another doomed MCU affair.

Remember the multiyear effort to reboot the “Blade” franchise, formerly featuring Wesley Snipes? The studio hired the uber-talented Mahershala Ali as the titular vampire before multiple attempts to launch the film failed. Says Abdul-Mateen:

I think the optics are obvious. If I’m a big business, if I’m Disney, if I’m Marvel, I don’t want to be attached to these optics. So it should be a priority to change that narrative and to do what it takes to responsibly change that narrative with quality stories, with quality resources.

It never hurts to play the race card in Hollywood, and you don’t have to have an open-and-shut case for it. The star ignores the hyper-successful “Black Panther” series, which will get a third installment soon. It also downplays Marvel’s attempt to have Anthony Mackie, who is black, take over for Chris Evans as Captain America.

That film, “Captain America: Brave New World,” didn’t make as much as most big MCU projects.

If this were the peak woke era, “Wonder Man” might be suddenly “uncanceled” after his comments. As is, Abdul-Mateen’s best chance for revenge is holding an Emmy trophy high on Sept. 14 ...

Prayers up for Parton

Mick Jagger famously sang, “What a drag it is getting old,” on “Mother’s Little Helper.”

The irony? Jagger is 83 and looks in remarkably good shape. His rock peers? Not so much. Rod Stewart, 81, just pulled the plug on his troubled 2026 tour after receiving a coronary stent.

Lionel Richie couldn’t dance on a ceiling, or elsewhere, in the early stages of his current tour. Health issues have plagued the veteran star, now 77. And then there’s poor Frank Beard. The drummer for legendary ZZ Top just passed away at 77.

Dolly Parton is still with us, but the 80-year-old legend just took a step back from the spotlight after feeling a little “swimmy-headed.” Don’t do this to us, 2026. We’re warning you.

The video of Tony Hinchcliffe & Snoop Dogg they forgot to delete — it changes everything



When the vultures came for comedian Tony Hinchcliffe, they thought there was a lot of meat on the bone.

Circling from above, media watchdogs and political operatives thought they had him, and Trump, dead to rights.

'We'll change the narrative.'

But they forgot something.

It was October 27, 2024, when Hinchcliffe appeared at Donald Trump's campaign rally at Madison Square Garden. Jokes about Puerto Rico being a floating pile of garbage were deemed racist and insulting.

For weeks, the joke police wanted voters to believe that Hinchcliffe is a monster whose ethos is a direct descendent to Trump and his then-possibly incoming administration.

Fast-forward two years and Hinchcliffe was in the crosshairs again for his roast jokes, this time at a literal roast. Jokes about George Floyd during the roast of Kevin Hart were deemed as "not even a joke" by Wanda Sykes, while Floyd's foundation labeled Hinchcliffe a "racist comedian" in a series of insulting statements.

There's a problem with these accusations though. There was a lot of footage they forgot to erase.

The smokeout

Despite constant backlash in the media, Hinchcliffe has always refused to back down, punch after punch, year after year. Perhaps the reason is because Hinchcliffe knows he has the tapes to back himself up.

December 10, 2016, 10:00 p.m.: The "Snoop Dogg Smokeout" airs, ironically, a month before Trump takes office for the first time.

Snoop Dogg, Mike Epps, Terry Crews, LL Cool J, and ... Tony Hinchcliffe.

In front of what Snoop described as an "all-black crowd," Tony did what Tony does.

"Hello everybody, you're all under arrest," Hinchcliffe began.

Soon, the then-32-year-old told comedian Luenell she looks like she needed "two seats on the Underground Railroad."

This was followed by Hinchcliffe saying comedian Michael Blackson had his makeup done with a "charcoal briquette" and that Snoop's estranged kids would love to smoke weed with him if they ever met.

No one was offended; in fact, other comedians were literally falling out of their chairs as audience members waved towels and screamed.

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Snoop was the most impressed. Within the year, he had Hinchcliffe on his own podcast to reveal what today would be highly controversial news: The allegedly racist comedian was writing a movie for one of the most iconic rappers of all time.

Total recall

In more forgotten footage, Snoop spoke more about his friendship with the Ohio comedian years later on "The Joe Rogan Experience."

"He's the s**t," Snoop said about Hinchcliffe.

Airing just four months before the MSG debacle, host Joe Rogan said he was ready to go all-out in support of Hinchcliffe's career. Snoop and Rogan went back and forth praising Tony, declaring him to be one of the best roast comedians of all time.

Snoop then directly addressed Hinchcliffe's racial comedy at his own roast, saying, "I seen him at an all-black [show] with an all-black crowd steal the f**king show."

Rogan said he had "all his chips in" on Hinchcliffe as the two contemplated how to make him a star. Spitballing ideas, the duo came up with show ideas for Hinchcliffe, with Snoop himself saying that a roast battle format mixed with musical performances could force a monumental shift in pop culture.

"It would make the sensitive people, to comedy, be nonsensitive because now you have two comedians talking s**t about each other."

The audience couldn't possibly be sensitive to jokes after seeing that, Snoop asserted.

"We'll change the narrative," Snoop said. "That's my guy."

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The media illusion isn't strong enough to convince most audience members or comedians that Tony is racist. That includes Kevin Hart, who was the butt of many of the allegedly harmful jokes months ago.

Hart has explained that he was never actually offended by the roast jokes, saying he is always going to "appreciate humor," even when the humor is about him being "on a slave ship in a bottle."

Even through-and-through Democrat supporter Jon Stewart defended Hinchcliffe through the ordeal.

It's not likely that anyone short of Chelsea Handler will think of Hinchcliffe as a "racist comedian," when in proximity of him, it's actually difficult to do so.

Hinchcliffe's wildly popular "Kill Tony" show features an all-Mexican horn section, a Mexican drummer, a blind black guitarist, and a black keyboardist. A lot of the show's most popular regulars are definitively not white, so are some of his closest comedian friends.

If these associations still aren't enough to convince progressives, Hinchcliffe's answer is simple:

"I apologize to absolutely nobody. Not to the Puerto Ricans, not to the whites, not to the blacks, not to the Palestinians, not to the Jews, and not to my own mother, who I made fun of during the set."

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Ariana Grande spreads her 'truth' at the Trump administration



Singer Ariana Grande is probably tired of repeating herself.

On one hand, the singer has every right to do what she's doing, but her added commentary in recent days is sure to puzzle a lot of people, even her fans.

'Your truth is false.'

Friends for never

After having a spat with the Trump administration in June over the use of her music, the 33-year-old singer is back on the offensive over a post on Team Trump's massive TikTok page that has 14 million followers.

A nine-second video of President Trump shows him taking the stage at a rally with Grande's 2024 song "we can't be friends" playing in the background.

In response, Grande took to the comment section and wrote, "Never use my music again."

The fair point resulted in the audio on the clip being muted, but it was Grande's response to the text on the video that showed her obscure stance on one issue.

The words on-screen read the following: "Me and my truth we sit in silence… Men can't have babies and should never compete in women's sports."

"Me and my truth we sit in silence" are lyrics from Grande's song.

Grande apparently didn't agree with the video's caption, either, which stated, "This shouldn't be controversial."

In her comment, the singer stated, "Also, your truth is false."

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Out of step

Grande's apparent position is actually at odds with the overwhelming majority of Americans, who, in poll after poll, state they are not okay with men being in women's sports, even when they identify as women.

Pew Research's most recent number is 73%, while Napolitan News Services' responses were 63% "no."

The National News Desk had an unscientific poll in August with 96% of more than 30,000 votes choosing "no."

As well, a New York Times poll from early 2025 had the number at 79%, and a Center Square Voters' Voice Poll had 67% in 2023.

There's also no telling how many people are replying "yes" on these polls out of a desire to see what happens if a male basketball player is allowed to play in the WNBA, for example.

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Ice, ice baby

Grande will continue to be at odds with the executive office so long as the administration uses her music, but she has been taking these opportunities to voice her political opinions at the same time.

In June, Grande flexed her immigration acumen when her 2024 song "bye" was used in a White House social media video promoting arrests being made by Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

"Please do not ever use my music ⁠in relation to this barbaric, inhumane, heinous nonsense. f**k ice," she wrote.

Grande sported an "ICE OUT" pin at an event months earlier, too.

The White House responded at the time. "We'll say this one last time: What's actually barbaric, inhumane, and heinous are the criminal illegal aliens who have injured and murdered innocent American citizens," spokeswoman Abigail Jackson said.

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How comic Dane Cook lost a fortune in pasta sauce (he wasn't selling it)



An upcoming documentary on comedian Dane Cook revisits a disturbing chapter from the height of his fame two decades ago.

Cook was one of the first comedians to figure out how to turn the internet into a path to stardom. In the early 2000s, when most entertainers still regarded online file sharing as piracy to be stamped out, Cook embraced it, putting his stand-up on services such as Napster, LimeWire, and Kazaa while cultivating fans through his website and later MySpace.

'How does this end?'

Secret ingredient

Fans passed his routines around as audio-only clips, and Cook painstakingly cultivated that audience online. By 2005, his second album, "Retaliation," debuted at No. 4 on the Billboard 200 — the highest-charting comedy album in nearly three decades — as Cook graduated to sold-out arenas and increasingly prominent television and movie roles.

But while Cook was becoming one of the defining comedians of the early internet era, someone close to him was quietly siphoning away the fortune that came with it.

Cook's own half-brother, Darryl McCauley, was secretly stashing away millions of dollars from the comedian and hiding it like a mobster. A trailer for the upcoming documentary "Funny Money: The Dane Cook Story" reveals a wall safe packed to the brim with Cook's cash.

Not only that, but there were "bricks of $100s" hidden inside pasta sauce. The video depicts bags stuffed with cash submerged in plastic containers of tomato sauce, all to the tune of $12 million.

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Jarring discovery

McCauley handled Cook's finances as his manager from the late 1990s until 2008, with the theft reportedly beginning in 2004 when he began diverting funds to his own accounts from Cook's.

First, the sums were in lower amounts, but receipts shown in the documentary still included a $22,000 transfer in September 2004. Before long, those amounts increased to $50,000 and then $100,000.

Cook wasn't even aware.

"I was starting to feel something that I couldn't really identify," Cook says in the trailer. "Was he hiding it in different places, stockpiling this money?"

That's where the sauce technique came in.

McCauley had an accomplice, too. According to an NBC Philadelphia report from 2010, McCauley's wife was involved in his plot and received between two and three years in prison time.

McCauley himself pled guilty to seven counts of larceny over $250, three counts of forgery and embezzlement, and other charges. This garnered between five and six years in prison. He was 45 at the time, and Cook was 38.

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O brother where art thou?

Even though both brothers wanted to become comedians, McCauley ended up becoming a corrections officer, with Cook describing him as "a person that spent so much time pretending to be something he wasn't."

Much of the focus of the new doc appears to be centered around Cook finding out what happened to his brother after his prison stint, when he seemingly disappeared.

"Where is he? What has he done? How does this end?" Cook narrates.

The comedian said that he still believes more money is out there and that other accomplices are likely involved.

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Rosie O'Donnell continues run at worst TV return ever with insane comments about 'Nazis'



Rosie O'Donnell had never been a guest on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" before she accepted an offer to host the show.

Replacing Jimmy Kimmel during his summer vacation, O'Donnell was brought on for a week with one simple goal: to upset President Trump.

'I don't know how she can live with herself.'

I see Nazis

Kimmel said himself O'Donnell was being used as a "special treat" for the president, perpetuating the unlikely notion that, of course, the president is a nightly viewer.

O'Donnell told Variety that while she and Kimmel had never spoken in person, while saying they have an "adversarial relationship," she was happy to take the opportunity to stick it to Trump.

Particularly, O'Donnell took shots at Paramount Skydance CEO David Ellison — due to his apparent closeness with the president — for the pending takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery, which would give him control of CBS and CNN.

"It would be like Fox taking over all news channels. Imagine if Fox was not one outlier and Fox was the mainstay? That's what's happening with Hollywood now and the Ellisons, and it's tragic,” O'Donnell claimed.

"Look at what's happened to CBS News and '60 Minutes,' which was the gold star of their entire network, and they blew it up," O'Donnell declared.

Seemingly with no room for upward trajectory left on her insults, O'Donnell then alluded to the idea that CBS News editor Bari Weiss, who is Jewish, is siding with "Nazis."

"This Bari Weiss person, I don't know how she can live with herself. There are people who are sidling up to him and history will record all of their names, what they did, and who they stood next to," O'Donnell continued.

She added, "If you're in a room with 10 Nazis at a table and you're the only one who’s not, there’s a pretty good chance you're a Nazi."

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Calling Jewish people ‘Nazis’ is so disgusting, and such a pathetic line of attack that it makes me want @bariweiss and David Ellison to succeed in shaking up TV News as all the hateful trolls like O’Donnell will them to fail. https://t.co/LPtlj9BYA5
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) August 18, 2026

Spite night

Fellow television host Piers Morgan was one of the most vocal opponents of O'Donnell's Nazi comparisons.

Morgan said a day later, "Calling Jewish people 'Nazis' is so disgusting."

Morgan labeled the comments "such a pathetic line of attack that it makes me want [Bari Weiss] and David Ellison to succeed in shaking up TV News as all the hateful trolls like O'Donnell will them to fail."

The spite-based (temporary) return to hosting comes after O'Donnell revealed on a recent podcast that she got a tattoo to remind herself of her daughter's pronouns. O'Donnell said that her 13-year-old, who believes she is "nonbinary," became annoyed with her mother's inability to remember how to address her.

"They first told me that it was 'they/them,' I tried my best, but I kept saying 'she,'" O'Donnell said.

"And so they wrote on a cardboard paper 'they,' and then they would hold it up above their head every time I said 'she,'" O'Donnell laughed.

This led to a tattoo that says "they" on O'Donnell's wrist, so that she will "never forget."

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Irish goodbye

O'Donnell also revealed that while she thought her tattoo was a loving gesture, her daughter was completely numb to the idea.

"I thought she'd be very touched, and she didn't give two s**ts. She could not care less."

O'Donnell has lived in Ireland since Trump took office in 2025, where she has pursued citizenship on grounds of her ancestry. It is unclear whether or not it has been awarded. On the other hand, Trump threatened to revoke O'Donnell's U.S. citizenship last summer.

As a talk show host, O'Donnell's "The Rosie Show" had one season in 2011-2012, while "The Rosie O'Donnell Show" had six seasons from 1996 to 2002.

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Is this a new era of conservative filmmaking?



I was recently treated to a free screening of a new documentary called "Thank You for Sharing" (2026). This funny and engaging film is a much-needed investigation into the dubious intentions of the mental health industry.

It's also the first foray into feature-length filmmaking by upstart conservative press Passage Publishing. And Passage chose a novel way to get people to watch it.

You can see the lack of money on the screen. But you can also feel a sense of rebellion and scrappiness. A kind of upstart energy.

I hadn’t heard of "Thank You" until it popped up on my X feed. It would be available for one week, for free.

If the strategy sounds familiar, it may be because another low-budget, right-leaning film recently stumbled onto something similar — with spectacular results.

'Citizen Vigilante'

Last June, "Citizen Vigilante" was already making waves online, particularly in right-wing circles, when Elon Musk stepped in and dramatically expanded its audience.

The film had received a conventional release through independent distributor Quiver, including a very limited theatrical run in the United States. But the movie had little prospect of reaching much of the rest of the world. Germany had even refused to give it a rating, effectively "banning" it.

Then Musk contacted director Uwe Boll's team and, with their permission, made the entire movie available free on X for 48 hours.

The stunt worked. "Citizen Vigilante" climbed into the top 10 on video-on-demand platforms including Apple and Amazon, and Quiver subsequently acquired worldwide distribution rights, excluding a handful of territories.

"Citizen Vigilante" stars canceled Hollywood actor Armie Hammer as an American real estate heir living in Croatia who reinvents himself as a vigilante, hunting down rapists, bullies, and other criminals, many of them migrants.

From the start, the film generated huge amounts of controversy, its apparent anti-immigration politics constituting an almost unimaginable affront to the leftist entertainment industry.

Unfortunately, "Citizen Vigilante" is a terrible movie. The plot makes no sense, and the filmmaking is on par with Boll's famously schlocky, gore-filled B-grade films.

But its release remained a major cultural event. Mainstream media felt obligated to comment on the film and denounce its politics. This, in turn, forced Western progressives to defend their widely unpopular open-border policies.

The rise of the right-wing film

I’ve seen a bunch of right-wing films over the last year. They tend to fall into a couple of different categories.

There are the Christian-influenced films, like "Sound of Freedom" (2023) or "Left Behind: Rise of the Antichrist" (2023).

In these films, a high level of sincerity is immediately evident. There’s a minimum of snark. People profess their love of God or Jesus unabashedly.

It takes a while to get used to genuine people of faith as characters in a movie. Hollywood generally mocks or criticizes such people. But once the surprise wears off, it’s quite refreshing.

Matt Walsh in a wig

Then there are the satirical films. Matt Walsh has made several of these. His best two are "What Is a Woman?" (2022) and "Am I a Racist?" (2024). Both were made on limited budgets.

But they both work. In "Am I a Racist?" Walsh dresses up in ridiculous getups, impersonating leftoid weirdos of various types.

It’s quite funny and effective. Though making fun of people like Robin DiAngelo isn’t that hard. But that’s the point.

American movie

Then there are patriotic movies, like "Young Washington" (2026) and "Reagan" (2024), in which Dennis Quaid plays the 40th president. .

"Reagan" wasn’t a perfect film, but it was fun to review Ronald Reagan’s long and extraordinary life. I teared up at the end, remembering the grace and humility — even in his final days — of one of our greatest presidents.

Dinesh D’Souza’s docu-drama "Death of a Nation" (2018) was well intentioned and strongly pro-American, but suffered from a lack of funding.

D’Souza has made a whole series of these low-budget patriotic films. He began making them way back before the first Trump administration. So kudos to him for blazing a trail.

MAGA by mistake

Then there is "The Apprentice" (2024), which depicted President Trump’s youth and rise as a businessman. This was not intended as a right-wing film, but I suspect more Trump supporters saw it than detractors.

I found the film interesting, even as it shamelessly attempted to smear Trump in the most mean-spirited ways. Ultimately, it made Trump seem shrewd and sympathetic, despite the bad intentions of the filmmakers.

Rumors of war

A similar film was "Civil War" (2024), by mainstream director Alex Garland. The story seemed inspired by the heated election-fraud discourse after the 2020 election. People thought we might actually have a civil war!

Right-wing viewers appreciated the realism of the film. Garland created a “low-intensity” war scenario, where some people are actively fighting and other people are going about their lives.

In the end, Garland sold out to the left, revealing a blubbering, cowardly Trump-clone dictator to be the cause of the conflict.

Still, the movie was intelligently done and possibly prophetic and thus was a hit with young conservatives.

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Grit > $

Most of the right-wing movies listed above were clearly made without Hollywood-level financing. You can see the lack of money on the screen.

But you can also feel a sense of rebellion and scrappiness. A kind of upstart energy. These are the underdog films of their time.

When I watched the opening scenes of "Sound of Freedom" — a great film by any measure — and I saw the lack of slickness, the lack of pampered movie stars, the lack of smarmy leftism, I got excited.

This is what I want from movies: passion, effort, resourcefulness, and most of all filmmakers who believe in what they are doing.

Bruce Campbell knows why we are leaving Hollywood for good



There is an innate desire for young actors to be in Hollywood, something that draws them in to the light.

At some point, that light dims for everyone, and their attitude completely changes. Then, an appreciation for Americana builds.

'There's no such thing as a perfect little town.'

Gone pear-shaped

Iconic actor Bruce Campbell knows this feeling, and he figured it out through trial and error.

Campbell has been beloved for decades for his comedic horror franchise "The Evil Dead." He played his character, Ash Williams, in five films spanning 1981-2023, as well as a successful TV show that lasted three seasons.

Now 68, the Michigan native is clairvoyant as to why the film industry has left Hollywood behind, both personally and professionally.

In his own words, both actors and writers have "managed to piss off the industry so much" that production has fled to greener pastures.

"There's a little piece of paper floating back down to the ground in Hollywood, you know, and it's the last call sheet that they made for some guy," he told fellow actor Michael Rosenbaum recently on his podcast.

Comparing it to a flailing auto industry and the dying pear production where he lives in Oregon, Campbell says Hollywood has only itself to blame. The actor's exodus from the city was a long time coming.

"When I was 40, I just was like, 'What the hell am I doing in a city that I never would have lived here if it wasn't for the film business?'" he explained. That was his first run.

Campbell said he tried living without cell service for 20 years before Hollywood's siren call lured him back, only for him to learn the same lesson again.

"[I] ran away with my hair on fire, screaming," he said, after just one year. Next, he tried suburban San Francisco, where his daughter lives.

"Same thing after a year: screaming. How many times can a guy light his hair on fire? You know, not that many. So I bailed," Campbell recalled.

The solution for the aging star has been simple: Trade the glitz and glamour for small-town America. Short walks to the village and a slower pace at the store have been the prescription the actor needed.

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Our town

Campbell said that he came to a realization that at some point he was supposed to stop putting his "nose to the old grindstone" and instead shove his nose "in a flower."

The flower isn't Hollywood, and it isn't remote living, he found out. It's his little town.

"Our little town is not a perfect — there's no such thing as a perfect little town," he told the host. "There's so many annoying things: shopping at my local co-op, where everyone is moving at 50% of their normal speed."

Those annoyances turned to appreciation, and when he came back to the little town he "had grown annoyed with," all of a sudden he realized, "I'm not annoyed any more."

In fact, his opinion shifted to: "This is charming."

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That sucking sound

As for the industry side, Campbell said he saw Hollywood do nothing to keep a stronghold on production even back in the 1970s, when the town had no plan to "stop it from going to Toronto."

"They were faking New York City in Toronto in the '70s. And L.A. did nothing about it because it went, 'Ah, we're still 92% of the business,' you know, so they didn't do anything," Campbell described.

From there, the production moved to different states like Georgia, where Campbell says he can now hear an air-lock "sucking" noise as those jobs are pulled from that state, as well.

Campbell is happy where he is in small-town America, because if your next favorite miniseries sounds a bit off, like an American imitation, "you'll know they just bailed on the country entirely. They're shooting in Bulgaria."

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