Harvard social 'scientists' lay out the case for the existence of 'cryptoterrestrials' such as lizard people



The Department of Defense's All-Domain Anomaly Resolution Office defines "Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena" (UAP) as:

(A) airborne objects that are not immediately identifiable; (B) transmedium objects or devices; (C) and submerged objects or devices that are not immediately identifiable and that display behavior or performance characteristics suggesting that the objects or devices may be related to the objects or devices described in subparagraph (A) or (B).

The Pentagon regards UAP as "sources of anomalous detections in one or more domain ... that are not yet attributable to known actors and that demonstrate behaviors that are not readily understood by sensors or observers."

The dominant hypotheses for these phenomena are either that they are the work of extraterrestrials from distant worlds and civilizations, or that they were simply fashioned by human beings.

A paper set to be published in the academic journal Philosophy and Cosmology recommends that scientists keep an open mind about a possible third option: that UAP could be the product of nonhuman intelligent beings (NHI) "concealed in stealth here on Earth (e.g., underground), and/or its near environs (e.g., the moon), and/or even 'walking among us' (e.g., passing as humans)."

In other words, academics are entertaining the possibility that flying saucers might not be the work of little green men from Mars but rather by "cryptoterrestrials": lizard people, stranded aliens, fairies, advanced cave dwellers, or residents of the dark side of the moon.

According to Tim Lomas and Brendan Case of Harvard University's Human Flourishing Program, and biological anthropologist Michael Masters of Montana Technological University, scientists should not dismiss the "cryptoterrestrial" hypothesis (CTH) outright.

"We recognize these CTHs may rightly be regarded skeptically by most scientists, but argue they nevertheless should not be ruled out, and deserve consideration in a spirit of epistemic humility and openness," they wrote.

The trio indicated they were inclined to pursue the topic after philosopher Bernado Kastrup's recent dismissal of the hypothesis over its "outlandish, unlikely, and 'far out' nature."

Their paper — a hodgepodge of references to local myths, alleged archeological discoveries, believers' anecdotes, questions raised by lawmakers, science fiction, and statements by military officials — raised five considerations: limits to historical and geological knowledge; traces of lost civilizations; supposed traces of underground civilizations; traditions around "magical" cryptoterrestrials; and UAP activity underground, underwater, and near the moon.

'We personally would have rated the possibility of a CTH having some basis in truth as low as 1%.'

The researchers stressed at the outset that this particular theory is distinct from the notion that UAP are the work of inter-dimensional beings. Instead, so-called cryptoterrestrials are understood to be physically present within current standard spacetime dimensions, even if "hidden" from view.

Possible candidates for cryptoterrestrials apparently include "dinosauroids."

"Across cultures are legends for instance of anthropomorphic reptilian races, such as the Nagas, a semi-divine species of half-human, half-serpent beings thought to reside in Patala (a netherworld), venerated in Hinduism and Buddhism. Moreover, palaeontologists have even speculated whether such creatures could possibly have evolved from known zoological origins," wrote the Harvard academics.

The researchers cited the suggestion that an anthropomorphic dinosaur called a troodon survived the mass extinction event 65 million years ago and now lurks underground. The troodon or some other "terrestrial animal which evolved to live in stealth," they intimated, could be that which former CIA agent John Ramirez apparently believes is "crawling all over the earth" with the knowledge of the U.S. government, the National Reconnaissance Office in particular.

Noting the perception of an absence of visible means of propulsion or sources of exhaust in various alleged sightings, the researchers raised the possibility, again noncommittally, that cryptoterrestrials could instead be magical beings, such as angels or "fairies, elves, gnomes, brownies, trolls, and the like."

If not lizard people or fairy folk, then there are two other possibilities, according to the paper: remnants of lost human civilizations or "extraterrestrial aliens or our intertemporal descendants who 'arrived' on Earth from elsewhere in the cosmos or from the human future, respectively, and concealed themselves in stealth."

The paper — released online one year after Gallup revealed that Americans' confidence in high education had fallen to 36% — notes that the primary locales where NHI have been alleged to hide out are Antarctica; Dulce, New Mexico; deep in the oceans; and on the dark side of the moon. Volcanoes, such as the Popocatepetl volcano in central Mexico, are also apparently possible headquarters if not portals.

The researchers admitted in their conclusion that all four hypotheses "are far-fetched on their face; we entertain them here because some aspects of UAP are strange enough that they call for unconventional explanations."

The trio noted that whereas in past years, "We personally would have rated the possibility of a CTH having some basis in truth as low as 1%," they would now put it at around 10%.

"Indeed, this is a fitting summary of the CTH: it may be exceedingly improbable, but hopefully this paper has shown it should nevertheless be kept on the table as we seek to understand the ongoing empirical mystery of UAP," continued the researchers. "This point was made in a recent article in Scientific American, for example, titled 'It’s time to hear from social scientists about UFOs.'"

Although accepted for publication, the paper has not yet been peer-reviewed.

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Mexico's leftist president claims proof of woodland elves in bizarre social media post



Tens of thousands took to Mexico City's main plaza over the weekend to protest their leftist president and his policies. Rather than face the real concern of citizens, President Andrés Manuel López Obrador's has evidently turned his mind to fantasy.

Obrador posted a poorly lit image of a tree and something possibly in it to his social media accounts over the weekend, intimating that it was photographic proof of the existence of a folkloric elf.

Obrador wrote that the image was captured "three days ago by an engineer, it appears to be an aluxe."

According to the Yucatan Times, an alux (plural: aluxo'ob) are knee-high "pixies" from local, often Mayan mythology, tasked with protecting plantations, cornfields, and properties.

"As in all goblin traditions, these little beings are often naughty and play practical jokes on people crossing their domains," wrote the Times. "Sometimes they take reprisals that become real nightmares, they are said to produce short screams, strong whirlpools and other phenomena when they get angry and some people consider aluxes 'allies of evil.'"

Obrador juxtaposed the badly pixelated nighttime photograph of an undistinguishable specter atop a tree branch with a "splendid pre-Hispanic sculpture in Ek Balam," an archeological site on the Yucatan peninsula, noting, "Everything is mystical."

\u201cLes comparto dos fotos de nuestra supervisi\u00f3n a las obras del Tren Maya: una, tomada por un ingeniero hace tres d\u00edas, al parecer de un aluxe; otra, de Diego Prieto de una espl\u00e9ndida escultura prehisp\u00e1nica en Ek Balam. Todo es m\u00edstico.\u201d
— Andr\u00e9s Manuel (@Andr\u00e9s Manuel) 1677365994

Obrador was roundly ridiculed.

Mexican novelist Mauricio Schwarz noted that the image allegedly captured days earlier "has been doing the rounds in Nuevo León since February 2021 and in Thailand since December of that year."

Schwarz added, "You are sad, very sad... and the country even more... If you believe it, you are stupid... if you know you are lying, you are malicious..."

\u201c@lopezobrador_ S\u00ed, Andr\u00e9s, un ingeniero hace tres d\u00edas tom\u00f3 una foto que hace las rondas en Nuevo Le\u00f3n desde febrero de 2021 y en Tailandia desde diciembre de ese a\u00f1o.\n\nDas pena, mucha pena... y el pa\u00eds m\u00e1s... Si te lo crees, eres tonto... si sabes que mientes, eres mal\u00e9volo...\u201d
— Andr\u00e9s Manuel (@Andr\u00e9s Manuel) 1677365994

A reverse-image search confirms Schwarz's suggestion. Images of Obrador's supposed alux have been online for at least two years.

In one instance, the photo was attributed to a man named Juan Pacheco, who allegedly saw a "witch on a tree" in Nuevo León, Mexico.

The Independent reported that this apparent diversion comes amid protests against the Obrador government's attempts to shrink the independent electoral authority in Mexico, which some allege may threaten the nation's democracy.

Last week, Obrador's proposals to cut funding for local election offices and reduce sanctions for candidates who fail to report campaign spending were passed along with others, reported Time.

On Thursday, the leftist president indicated that he would sign the changes into law regardless of whether he is challenged in court.

In addition to diverting some attention from the over 100,000 protesters who took to Mexico City over the weekend, Obrador's post may also serve to draw attention to his controversial pet project: a $15 billion 900-mile tourist train route through the heart of the defeated Maya civilization.

The Washington Post indicated that those involved with the project are "discovering an astonishing array of antiquities – and then tearing them down."

If there were pixies or faerie folk in the trees of the Maya Forest, then Obrador's train may have amounted to their demise.

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