During The Total Solar Eclipse, Consider The Heavens
You can take time away from the chaos of daily life and absorb the majesty of it all, if only briefly.
Not surprisingly, a number of leftists were triggered after a jury agreed that Kyle Rittenhouse acted in self-defense when he fatally shot a pair of adult males who attacked him — and blew off the bicep of a third adult male who pointed a gun at the teenager's head — amid rioting in Kenosha, Wisconsin, in August 2020.
However, plenty of others were relieved by the not-guilty verdict and celebrated the fact that justice was done.
But take note: If you've raised a glass in tribute to the exonerated defendant, let the record show that one particular distillery really hopes it wasn't done with its Rittenhouse Straight Rye Whiskey.
Seems that Heaven Hill Brands of Bardstown, Kentucky, got word that some revelers have been using its spirit, which happens to share Kyle's surname, to celebrate his not-guilty verdict. And Heaven Hill not only wants it to be known that there's "no connection" between Rittenhouse Straight Rye Whiskey and the court case, but also that the outcome is "no cause for celebration."
"We have been disheartened to learn that some individuals and businesses have been using our Rittenhouse Straight Rye Whiskey brand to celebrate the Kyle Rittenhouse case verdict, despite the profound loss of life from those events," Heaven Hill tweeted.
1/3 We have been disheartened to learn that some individuals and businesses have been using our Rittenhouse Straight Rye Whiskey brand to celebrate the Kyle Rittenhouse case verdict, despite the profound loss of life from those events.— Heaven Hill Brands (@Heaven Hill Brands) 1637523138
The company added: "There is no link between our Rittenhouse Rye brand, which was started post-prohibition to commemorate Rittenhouse Square, and this case. It is our strongly held belief that in serious matters such as this, where lives were lost and people deeply affected, there is no cause for celebration, but instead deep reflection on how we can make the world a more peaceful and respectful place for all."
3/3 there is no cause for celebration, but instead deep reflection on how we can make the world a more peaceful and respectful place for all.— Heaven Hill Brands (@Heaven Hill Brands) 1637523166
As you might guess, many commenters took Heaven Hill to task for unnecessary hand-wringing and "virtue signaling":
But this quippy response — in reference to convicted chid sexual abuser Joseph Rosenbaum, one of the attackers Rittenhouse shot dead — could just be the outright winner: "Maybe you folks can create a pedophilia line of 8-year-old scotch and call it Rosenbaum to offset your feelings."