This app makes adopting your own illegal immigrant super easy



If your life is missing an entire immigrant family in it, then you’re in luck. Just open your phone and that hole in your life can be filled.

“Now, if you’re interested in learning more about hosting a migrant family, all you’ve got to do is take out your phone, dial 211, it’s as easy as that. You’re going to be asked a few questions, things along the lines of, ‘How long are you able to host somebody? What kind of space are you available to provide?’” Reporter Nate Belt said with a smile on Fox 31.

Alex Stein is concerned.

“Well, this is actually a very serious thing because it’s in the Constitution,” Stein says, referencing the Third Amendment.

“No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law,” the Amendment reads.

“This is the conspiracy theorist in me,” Stein says, “and this is pure speculation that they’re going to, and I know it sounds totally impossible, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t try to militarize all of these illegal immigrants.”

“I wouldn’t be surprised if they make it mandatory for some people to house some of these immigrants,” he continues, adding, “they kind of give you this predictive programming stuff.”

“Alex, I like how there’s an app called ‘Adopt an Illegal Immigrant Family,’” Jimmy jumps in, laughing. “Like there’s an app if you want to host a migrant.”

“I wonder if it’s like Tinder where you can swipe and pick your favorite one,” he adds.


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Illegals make list of demands for FREE 'culturally appropriate food,' housing, and immigration lawyers



A group of immigrants who have set up camp in Denver, Colorado, have been ordered to vacate their makeshift homes under a bridge and near train tracks — but they’re refusing to budge.

Some of the immigrant encampments also feature Palestinian flags.

While the immigrants have been asked to move to indoor shelters funded by the city, they have instead come up with a list of 13 demands to Mayor Mike Johnston.

“They took the time to break into our country illegally, go all the way to Denver. The least we can do is get them a house to live in,” Pat Gray mocks.

The immigrants reportedly have “had their grievances in the past” regarding the food provided by the city.

“There have been so many complaints about the food being spoiled, or not being enough, and malnutrition amongst children,” immigrant “advocate” V. Reeves tells reporters, adding that “they're not receiving any kind of official housing or immigration document support which is incredibly necessary.”

Included on the list of demands is that the immigrants will cook their own food with fresh, culturally appropriate ingredients provided by the city instead of pre-made meals, and that shower access will be available without time limits and can be accessed whenever.

They also demand regular medical professional visits, referrals/connections for specialty care to be made as needed, and free immigration lawyers per family.

Housing support is to be provided to the immigrants as well as a “clear, just process before exiting someone for any reason.”

All the shelter residents will receive connection to employment support, including work permit applications.

“You can’t make this stuff up,” Gray says, astounded.


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Texas AG Ken Paxton files suit against Colony Ridge for fraudulent practices, but Blaze Media has known the truth for some time



Yesterday, Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton filed suit against the massive real estate development northeast of Houston known as Colony Ridge.

According to the suit, Colony Ridge’s owner John Harris has “built a sprawling community northeast of Houston on a foundation of false, misleading, and deceptive sales, marketing, and lending practices.”

“Colony Ridge's business model is predicated on churning land purchasers through a foreclosure mill. Namely, Colony Ridge targets foreign born and Hispanic consumers with limited or no access to credit with promises of cheap, ready to build land and financing without proof of income," the suit claims.

While Paxton’s lawsuit will likely awaken many around the state, and even the nation, about the glaring crisis that is Colony Ridge, Blaze Media has known the truth for some time now.

Earlier this year, Glenn Beck and the Blaze Originals team traveled to Colony Ridge, Texas, and met with Harris as well as some of the residents who call the development home.

What they found will disturb you to your core.

Watch "The Real Story of Colony Ridge," a Blaze Originals documentary, below.


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