Someone at the White House might have Alzheimer’s– can you guess who?
Pat Gray thinks there might be cause to believe that a certain someone at the White House has Alzheimer’s, a degenerative disease that impairs memory and other cognitive functioning.
Before formulating a hypothesis, however, Pat reads off the seven stages of the disease.
He only makes it to stage three before the symptoms begin sounding oddly familiar.
One of the signs health care providers look for in stage three is “difficulty with tasks in social settings,” Pat reads.
“Can you think of anybody in the U.S. government who might have that?” he sardonically asks Keith.
Pat then moves on to stage four: moderate cognitive decline, which “includes forgetting recent events.”
“Wow — like when he was asked … ‘When was the last time you were out of the country?’” and “he couldn’t remember” despite having just returned from Ireland two days prior.
Sounds suspicious …
Stage five involves the “inability to learn something new.”
Even simple instructions, such as “exit stage left and just walk down the stairs,” have proven too much for this individual to handle in the past.
“They have to write it down for him, and he has to follow those very specific instructions just to get off stage,” Pat says.
Stage six occurs when an individual often “[wanders] and [gets] lost.”
“Duh — he’s at stage six,” Keith laughs.
If you haven’t already figured it out, the “he,” unsurprisingly, is none other than Joe Biden.
Although the president has no formal diagnosis that we’re aware of, he certainly exhibits a number of the telltale signs.
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Video: President Biden falls off bicycle during bike ride near Delaware beach house
President Joe Biden took a spill on Saturday morning during a bike ride near his Delaware beach house.
President Biden, 79, was on his bicycle when he rode toward members of the public around 9:40 a.m. at the Cape Henlopen State Park near his home in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware. Video shows Biden slow down as he gets in close proximity to the crowd, but then suddenly falls to the ground.
The president was wearing a helmet when he fell off his bicycle, but does appear to crash on the pavement fairly roughly on his right shoulder and arm.
\u201cHere\u2019s footage I took of President @JoeBiden falling over on his bike this morning in Rehoboth.\u201d— Nikki Schwab (@Nikki Schwab) 1655562571
U.S. Secret Service agents quickly helped the president off the ground.
He did not appear to be seriously injured, and told reporters, "I'm good."
President Biden said that his foot got stuck in the bike's toe cage, which caused him to fall to the street.
“Alright guys, see you,” Biden told the press before getting back on his bicycle and riding away.
\u201cPresident Joe Biden falls from his bicycle at Rehoboth Beach in Delaware. He stood up quickly and rode away after speaking to the crowd. \ud83d\udcf7 @nytimes\u201d— Sarah Silbiger (@Sarah Silbiger) 1655561317
\u201cThis ride turned out to be a bit more eventful than expected. @POTUS fell off his bike \u2014 he said he got his foot caught \u2014 but quickly got up and chatted with the pool and Delaware bystanders. He said he will talk to Xi soon and is in the process of making up his mind on tariffs.\u201d— Jenny Leonard (@Jenny Leonard) 1655560513
The president and first Lady Jill Biden are celebrating their 45th wedding anniversary at their Delaware beach house.
In March 2021, President Biden tripped and fell multiple times while walking up the stairs to Air Force One.
Earlier this month, Biden lost his footing while walking up the stairs to Air Force One.
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