EXCLUSIVE: Newly Unearthed Photos of James Talarico Raise Authenticity Concerns

Most reasonable observers can agree that James Talarico, the Democrat running for student body president U.S. Senate in Texas, has an authenticity problem.

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Exclusive Q&A: Breaking the Ice With Abdul El-Sayed

Welcome to another installment of the Washington Free Beacon's exclusive Q&A series featuring lighthearted interviews with politicians and other newsmakers. No gotcha questions. Just good, old-fashioned icebreakers to keep things fun. This week's guest is Abdul El-Sayed, a.k.a. "Dr. Dad Bod," the Democrat running for U.S. Senate in Michigan. The following transcript of our conversation has been lightly edited for length, clarity, and vibes.

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Vibe Shift: Self-Awareness Triumphs at Columbia

Higher-ed haters (of which, sadly, there are many) would have you believe our elite universities are overrun with self-serious scolds. That students and faculty alike inhabit a cloistered fantasy world, consumed by radical ideologies that preclude them from recognizing how absurd they seem to normal people.

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Laughter Of Recognition Echoes From The Realest Spy Novel In Years

Sam R. OYKEN's 'The Pickle Factory,' is a wildly original, very funny, and sadly accurate satire of the CIA.

Harry and Meghan Flee US After ‘Bonkers’ First Amendment Got Their Knickers In A Twist

Markle plans to give out a homemade jar of jam for each week a Muslim migrant can go without raping someone.

LeBronya James To Dominate Women’s League Where Women Won’t Accept What A Woman Is

In the aftermath of James' announcement, rumors swirled that multiple WNBA teams are reaching out to recently retired NBA players to 'check in on the stability of their identities.'

EXPLOSIVE! The Truth About Lindsey Graham's Fatal 'Heart Attack'

No intelligent person believes that Sen. Lindsey Graham (R., S.C.) died of heart failure. Some independent researchers have suggested the Russians had him killed. After all, the senator was just in Ukraine to discuss increased U.S. support for the NATO War of Aggression.

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A Guide To Watching The World Cup For Those Too Lazy To Do Anything Else

A comfortable couch and pillow is all you need to enjoy World Cup soccer. Enjoy the extra sleep, and hope for a scoreless game for maximum pleasure.

Britain On Edge As Clerics Mull Future Of Caliphate

After the sudden resignation of their leader The Right Honourable Caliph Keir Sheikh Starmer bin Mohammad, the British people are waiting nervously to see who Muslim elders will choose as his successor. Starmer bin Mohammad served less than two years as Prime Minister under the British Emirate of the Islamic Caliphate of Western Europe, which […]

I'm a Home Defense Expert. Here's Why You Shouldn't Try To Rape Your Burglar.

I have been a certified home security expert for more than two decades. My experience spans the full spectrum of the industry. I've instructed homeowners in the art of deterring and subduing so-called intruders. I've also advised the historically marginalized community of uninvited short-term residents on how to neutralize these strategies. For a variety of reasons—live-action security audits, adult recreation activities, insurance fraud, and others—I am often hired to break into people's homes.

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