There are many articles on the Internet about "How to Survive Talking Politics at Thanksgiving Dinner." Because "just don't talk about it" isn't long enough for SEO. So, while you enter what could be trench warfare on Thursday, just remember it could be a lot worse. Like this classic Cheers episode of the Thanksgiving food fight.

That's the benchmark for surviving Thanksgiving. If you don't wind up with a face full of mashed potatoes, it was a rather successful dinner.

It's not always possible to have a politics-free family gathering. Further complicating things is what I call the Soy Theorem. Which theorizes that if it's something Americans generally enjoy--like a day celebrating food, football, and booze--there are leftists somewhere trying to ruin it for everyone. You may find yourself stuck with that leftist cousin no one likes, home from another semester at a liberal arts college. They may have thoughts about the Kyle Rittenhouse Case. Or be upset over the cool uncle with the F*ck Joe Biden bumper sticker. In a perfect world, the little twerp would be told to stifle it. Go sit in the corner with their free-range vegan tofurkey and keep their opinions to themselves. But life doesn't always work out that way. Suddenly, the family is taking sides.

Now, everyone go back to your corners. When the bell rings, come out for dinner!

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