Trick Or Treat Grown-Up Style With These Halloween Beers
I know much of America drinks Pumpkin Spice Lattes at this time of year, but here’s my advice: throw that crap out and grab a Halloween beer instead.
The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has put a major damper on forthcoming fall festivities with its newly released guidelines for celebrating Halloween amid the coronavirus pandemic.
"Many traditional Halloween activities can be high-risk for spreading viruses," the guidelines state, adding that Americans will need to practice the October tradition differently this year.
Among the traditional activities considered to be no-no's by the health agency are trick-or-treating, crowded costume parties, haunted houses, and even rural fall festivals. So essentially everything fun that many Americans associate with the holiday.
Here's the full list of "higher risk activities":
Fortunately, the CDC has not left Americans without ways to celebrate, but made sure to suggest "several safer, alternative ways to participate in Halloween."
Of course, these suggestions all account for proper sanitation and usually involve people staring awkwardly at each other from at least six feet away.
Among the agency's suggested "lower risk" or "moderate risk" activities are:
The guidelines also made sure to clarify that costume masks don't count as protective face coverings, for all the clever kids who thought they'd be able to kill two birds with one stone.
"A costume mask (such as for Halloween) is not a substitute for a cloth mask," the guidelines note. "A costume mask should not be used unless it is made of two or more layers of breathable fabric that covers the mouth and nose and doesn't leave gaps around the face."
"Do not wear a costume mask over a protective cloth mask because it can be dangerous if the costume mask makes it hard to breathe," the guidelines add.
"Instead," it continues, one should "consider using a Halloween-themed cloth mask."