The ultimate burger showdown: Whataburger vs. In-N-Out



If you have ever lived in Texas (or if you have ever met a Texan), you have heard of Whataburger.

With 740 locations in Texas alone, the iconic orange and white combo permeates the culture in a way that rivals no other fast food chain I’ve ever seen. Whataburger embodies “go big or go home.”

However, as the Californians have migrated to the Lone Star State, they brought In-N-Out with them. The Californian chain has cropped up in 43 locations, and it’s caused quite the divide. Their Christian values feel right at home in South, but challenging the state burger has ruffled some feathers.

The score must be settled. One burger must reign supreme. So we conducted an experiment.

Grace, a New Hampshire native, recently moved to Texas. Since her palate had not yet been exposed to either Whataburger or In-N-Out, she was the perfect test subject.

We devised a super-detailed, ultra-specific, rigidly-scientific process to test the merits of the warring burger joints.

1. Acquire the burgers

The two burgers had to be as similar as possible. A classic Number One with cheese from Whataburger with fries (and its patented spicy ketchup on the side, of course). A Combo Number Two cheeseburger with fries from In-N-Out. Sticking to the basics was essential if the chains were to be judged by merit alone. The Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit will have to wait.

2. Remove all branding

The orange and white packaging was discarded along with the Bible-verse-adorned bag. The burgers and fries were placed on plates, and then we were ready to bring in our subject.

3. Taste the burgers

Since we neglected to bring a blindfold for our blind tasting, Grace used the honor system and kept her eyes closed during the tasting. Unbeknownst to her, we served her the Whataburger burger and fries first. In-N-Out was next.

4. Tabulate the results

After we guided Grace’s hands to the Whataburger fries, the reception to the Texas classic was positive. However, she noted that “they need[ed] more salt.” According to Grace, most things need more salt. The burger was received with a bit less enthusiasm.

The In-N-Out fries were deemed soggier than the Whataburger fries. They also required more salt. In a fortunate turn of events for the Californians, the burger was immediately proclaimed superior to Whataburger’s.

Apparently, the ideal meal is fries from Whataburger and a cheeseburger from In-N-Out. But, as there can be only one winner, Grace announced that In-N-Out took the cake.

For all the Whataburger loyalists out there (like me), don’t despair. In-N-Out doesn’t have a Sweet and Spicy Bacon Burger or a Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit. There are just some things that the simplicity of the In-N-Out cheeseburger can’t beat.

But it’s safe to say that the Californian chain’s values are worth supporting. The Bible verses hidden on the packaging reflect IN-N-OUT owner and president Lynsi Snyder’s personal faith in Jesus. So maybe it’s worth switching it up once in a while to support a company that values faith in Christ.

If it counts for anything, Whataburger is still better (in my humble Texan opinion). But I digress.

Whataburger employee's instincts save 13-year-old girl from possible child sex abuse by 79-year-old man



A Whataburger employee's quick-thinking actions likely saved a 13-year-old from sexual exploitation by a 79-year-old man.

Just before 12:00 p.m. on Monday, a Whataburger worker noticed a young girl with an elderly man eating together at the fast food restaurant in Texarkana, Texas. The Whataburger employee called 911 because "something didn't seem right about the situation," according to police.

The Texarkana Police Department investigated the older man and discovered that the man was potentially going to commit child sex crimes.

"As we started trying to figure out what was going on, it became increasingly obvious that their instincts were spot on," the Texarkana Police Department said in a statement. "Turns out that the two barely knew each other."

The police said, "However, the 13-year-old girl told us that 79-year-old Michael Clark offered her money in exchange for sexual favors that day and had inappropriately touched her during a previous encounter a few weeks before."

Police claimed that Clark picked up the girl earlier that day when she was walking down the street in Texarkana.

Police arrested Clark, and the next day he was charged with indecency with a child and solicitation of prostitution with a person under 18, according to KETK. Clark is being held in the Bi-State Jail, where his bond was set at $225,000.

In 2021, there were 7,566 victims of child sexual abuse in Texas, according to a report from the Administration on Children, Youth, and Families, Administration for Children and Families of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services.

As of April 2022, Texas had the highest number of registered sex offenders, according to research organization Safe Home.

Texas had 99,160 registered sex offenders, followed by California with 59,886, and 42,611 in New York.

Last month, a 14-year-old girl was rescued from a sex trafficking operation at a Walmart in Gwinnett County, Georgia.

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