The Rube Goldberg election: How Trump turned chaos into victory



In these wild political and cultural times, maybe we can allow ourselves a moment to “have some fun just for the fun of it.” Let’s take an off-beat look at Donald Trump’s 2024 comeback through the lens of Rube Goldberg, the cartoonist who turned everyday tasks into ridiculous, roundabout contraptions.

Goldberg, born July 4, 1883, became famous for illustrating convoluted chain reactions: a ball drops, a lever tilts, a cat jumps, and eventually, the napkin wipes your chin. His crazy spirit seems to have animated the past four years of American politics.

Take the self-operating napkin:

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From the waning days of 2020 through November 2024, Democrats and their allies in the media and deep state plotted a simple game. They thought they could topple Trump like dominoes. Line up the indictments, knock over the first tile, and watch the rest fall neatly into place: Trump would give up, his supporters would grow weary, and one or more cases would stick, leaving him ineligible for office and likely even in prison.

Democrats trusted in dominoes. Reality looked more like a Goldberg machine — and divine providence.

The Democrats’ gambit did not pay off.

Instead of dominoes falling in precise order — A into B into C into D — events spun out in unpredictable ways. As I wrote in my 2023 book, “Obvious”:

Instead of things falling domino-style in precise order — A into B into C into D, and so on — life is more like A hitting G falling into C popping up H accelerating M ... all the way to Z. We take an action, start the ball rolling, and through many unseen and sometimes quirky circumstances, incredible results materialize.

That’s what happened. Democrats didn’t set off dominoes. They set loose a Rube Goldberg machine.

Trump’s Goldberg moment

One of the strangest, and most powerful, moments came in Butler, Pennsylvania, in the summer of 2024. An assassin’s bullet nearly took Trump’s life. Instead, Trump sprang up and shouted, “Fight, fight, fight!” That image electrified the nation.

Add to that miraculous scene a wave through a McDonald’s drive-through window, a campaign dump truck plastered with Trump signs, even headlines about people “eating cats and dogs,” and you begin to see the Rube Goldberg contraption click along — until it delivered not chaos but victory.

Courtroom dramas fizzled. Character assassination failed. Even physical assassination attempts backfired. What Democrats had hoped would be Trump’s undoing became the very chain of events that returned him to power.

Rube Goldberg is spinning in his grave (perhaps literally).

The hand behind the chain reaction

Through another lens, the lesson is simpler: “All things work together for good for those who love God and are called according to His purpose” (Romans 8:28). What looks chaotic to us is under His direction. He arranges the pieces, sets events in motion, and brings about His will.

Democrats trusted in dominoes. Reality looked more like a Goldberg machine — and divine providence.

The game is not over. More events lie ahead, more unexpected turns in the chain reaction. The real question is not whether the machinery keeps moving but whether we will find ourselves on the winning side when the final result arrives.

Editor’s note: A version of this article appeared originally at American Thinker.

House Ethics clears GOP lawmaker of insider trading, calls for stock divestments anyway



The House Ethics Committee released a 23-page report on Friday detailing the investigation into Republican Rep. Mike Kelly of Pennsylvania over allegations of insider trading. Although the report largely cleared Kelly of these allegations, the committee found "substantial evidence" that he violated the Code of Official Conduct.

Kelly was first subject to investigation in July 2021 over allegations that his wife purchased a steel company's stock "based on confidential or material nonpublic information" the lawmaker learned during his "official job duties."

'My family and I look forward to putting this distraction behind us.'

After four years of investigation, the Office of Congressional Conduct found that there was "substantial reason to believe" the stock purchase was made based on the confidential information Kelly would have learned in his official capacity. However, the report also noted that the OCC "cannot definitively say what Representative Kelly and his wife knew about these developments and when they knew them" due to the "lack of cooperation" from Kelly, his wife, and his then-chief of staff.

"The Committee is particularly concerned with Representative Kelly's actions during the Committee's investigation — most notably the fact that his wife made an additional purchase of stock in the same company during the pendency of the investigation, Representative Kelly did not timely disclose that purchase, and he failed to respond to Committee questions regarding the purchase," the report reads.

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"As discussed further below, the Committee determined that Representative Kelly (and his wife) should divest of any stock in the company before Representative Kelly takes any further official actions directly related to that company," the report continues. "Additionally, the Committee found that Representative Kelly's failure to acknowledge the seriousness of the alleged misconduct and the Committee's investigation violated clause 1 of the Code of Official Conduct."

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In a statement obtained by Blaze News, Kelly insisted the investigation was just a "distraction."

"This investigation has unnecessarily lasted for nearly five years," Kelly said in the statement. "In the years since this investigation began, the Cleveland-Cliffs Butler Works plant faced an uncertain future due to the Biden administration's reckless energy policies. Throughout this process, I have fought for the 1,400 workers at the plant, I've spoken with these workers, and they appreciate the hard work we have done to fight for those jobs and for Butler."

"My family and I look forward to putting this distraction behind us."

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Republican senator reminds Steve Deace about his 'friendly' subpoena of Kash Patel



Republican Sen. Ron Johnson of Wisconsin has consistently fought for transparency and answers for the American people. Johnson shared his latest push for transparency with Steve Deace on the "Steve Deace Show" Tuesday as he and many others across the country are still hungry for answers.

Over a year has passed since Thomas Matthew Crooks fired shots at former President Donald Trump at a campaign rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, nearly assassinating the incoming leader of the free world. Despite the time that has elapsed, the American people still know little about the assassination attempt or the would-be assassin himself.

Johnson decided to take matters into his own hands.

"An awful lot of what we do know, my investigatory staff, just by calling local law enforcement shortly after Butler ... were able to develop a pretty detailed timeline," Johnson told Deace. "We published a preliminary report, laid out all of the failures of the security plan of the Secret Service in Butler. Then, within two weeks, the FBI pretty well took over the investigation, and everybody clammed up."

"I assumed when President Trump won the election that he would be appointing people that would dig into this, investigate it, and release that to the public," Johnson added. "All of a sudden, the one-year anniversary is upon us, and nothing has really been released."

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Johnson decided to take matters into his own hands by issuing what he called a "friendly subpoena" to FBI Director Kash Patel for all documents related to the Butler assassination attempt.

"I issued what I consider a friendly subpoena to Kash Patel, just basically reminding him, hey, the public has a right to know what happened in Butler," Johnson said. "They have a right to know what happened in West Palm Beach there, in terms of the second assassination attempt. ... There are an awful lot of unanswered questions here that deserve answers."

Johnson's subpoena does not address the second assassination attempt.

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"I understand the challenges," Johnson added. "But all that being said, I would still think this would be the priority of President Trump's administration to get to the bottom of the assassination and make everything they found out public."

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Reporter who attended Butler rally REVEALS what President Trump said BEFORE 'Fight, fight, fight!'



We all know the iconic words President Trump shouted to the crowd seconds after he was shot in the ear by Thomas Matthew Crooks in Butler, Pennsylvania, on July 13, 2024: “Fight, fight, fight!” But in those few seconds between the shot and his rally cry when he was lying on the ground, what was he saying?

Reporter Salena Zito, who was with President Trump in Butler, Pennsylvania, that day, has the answer to that question.

On a recent episode of “The Glenn Beck Program,” Zito — whose upcoming book, “Butler: The Untold Story of the Near Assassination of Donald Trump and the Fight for America's Heartland” spills the untold details of the Butler story — shared what President Trump said in the seconds before he roared those legendary words.

When President Trump was on the ground being shielded by Secret Service members, Zito says she “could see him.”

“He says USA twice … and then I see him turn and get up and say, ‘Fight, fight, fight,”’ she tells Glenn.

In a later phone call with President Trump, Zito asked why he said those words.

“And he said, ‘Well, Selena, at that moment I wasn't Donald Trump. I was symbolic, even though I wasn't president yet … I had an obligation to show that the country is strong, that we will not be defeated, and that we are resolute. I did not want to be the symbol of America being weak,”’ she recounts.

“You’re bringing me to tears,” says Glenn, who’s had similar conversations with President Trump.

That kind of bold strength, he says, is “either in you or not in you, and it’s in very few people.”

Glenn then points out that many world leaders have experienced assassination attempts, but usually, their narrow escapes make them “egotistical.” Trump, on the other hand, was “humbled … yet strengthened” by his near-death experience. Repeatedly, he has given credit to God for saving his life.

Zito says he truly believes divine intervention is why he’s alive today. The speed at which his administration is operating and the resoluteness that characterized his policy decisions stem from the belief that God spared his life for a purpose — that purpose being “to save this country.”

But Trump wasn't the only person who felt the Lord's presence that day. Zito says people from the Butler crowd, who remained mysteriously calm despite the horror they witnessed, have also reported that “they felt the presence of something greater than self in that moment” when their leader was nearly killed.

Zito also shares a fascinating bit of history about another famous president who was nearly assassinated in Butler, Pennsylvania. To hear it, watch the clip above.

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