World Cup fans from Scotland drink Boston dry — and then clean up after themselves



The World Cup fans from Scotland acquitted themselves with dignity and class after drinking the town dry, according to at least one Boston city worker.

Thousands of soccer fans from Scotland swarmed into Boston to march in their kilts to the stadium for the World Cup, visited a Boston Red Sox game, and then emptied the bars of beer.

'We've been here for over 30 years, and we've never seen anything like it.'

Some taverns in Boston told WBTS-TV that the "Tartan Army" drank so much beer they ran out of certain brands.

"We've never seen anything like it," said Billy DeCain of the Sam Adams Boston Taproom, which had to place emergency calls for beer supplies.

"Pretty much everything. We ran out of everything," said Paul Morris of the White Bull Tavern.

"The White Bull Tavern, there was no beer," Scottish fan Dave Orr said. "The Scottish fans just drank the place dry, and all they had was Bud Light."

Hennessy's Bar said it tripled the sales they got for St. Patrick's Day and completely ran out Saturday.

"We've been here for over 30 years, and we've never seen anything like it,” said Noelle Somers, Hennessy's COO.

The Tartan Army cheered on its team to victory against Haiti on Saturday with a score of 1-0. Afterward, about 5,000 fans marched in a victory lap to Fenway Park, where they cheered on the Red Sox to win 6-3 over the Texas Rangers.

And then they cleaned up after themselves.

Boston Parks and Rec worker Dana Bell told WBTS he was astounded by the Scots' drinking and their cleanliness.

"They deep, man! And they can drink too! What? Are you kidding me, man? They must not got no water over there in Scotland!" he joked.

"After they're gone, I'm one person cleaning up after them, man, and it ain't that bad," he continued.

He added: "They came, conducted themselves with class, dignity, man. And they like our city, so ... I'm happy they came, man."

A Scottish man named John told WBTS they wanted to be respectful to their hosts.

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One Scottish fan did gently chide Americans for their lack of imagination in their lone soccer chant.

"Scotland's got a million songs; we've got loads," Brian Davidson said. "I think you need to get some new songs, though. You seem to only have one song, 'USA! USA!' You need some more imagination. What's happening?"

Scotland will play Morocco in Boston on Friday. Hopefully the bars have prepared.

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In praise of housework



If you knew me in my earlier 20s, well, I’m sorry. You might remember one of my key personality traits was being a huge mess. My nickname for my car was “my subconscious.” On any given day, books, makeup, receipts, clothes, and all manner of mess lay strewn about the passenger area haphazardly. People on TikTok have since named this sort of thing “rat girl aesthetic.” Fair.

Between then and now, I had three babies (in three years!). I’ve since learned that people are very strangely open about their vasectomies. Anyway, the spirit of anti-natalism is definitely in the air, but of the comments I get about my little litter, most are not coming from a genuinely Malthusian sentiment or judgment. Instead, I sense a sincerer attitude of personal deficiency or incapability.

I couldn’t handle that. How do you manage?

If they only knew! I am still very early on in my motherhood journey, and in many ways I’m still a big mess. But if there is anything I’ve realized over the past few years, it’s that personal organization, cleanliness, and structure are the bedrock of a happy life. So … how do I manage?

To be frank, I’ve become rigid in all the ways I once flew by the seat of my pants. I schedule every day according to my “rule of life.” (More on that another time.) Every hour of the day has a purpose, whether that’s prayer, playing, cleaning, cooking, or writing. And while I have to remain flexible, because babies are complicated, simply knowing what to expect and holding myself to a high standard has a tremendously positive impact on the entire home.

Therapists have recently rebranded this as “executive function.” For America’s founders, it was “self-government.” I prefer the Augustine quote: “Peace is the tranquility of order.” In Latin, tranquillitas ordinis.

In Augustine’s view, to borrow the words of Canadian philosopher and theologian Donald Demarco:

Human beings have lived disorderly lives ever since they were wounded by Original Sin. Their souls became “restless.” This restlessness (inquietum) created a longing for peace. But peace would always remain elusive as long as it is regarded as a direct object of choice. We cannot choose peace the way we can pluck an apple from an apple tree. We must choose something else before we are eligible to experience peace. That something else, Augustine tells us, is order. But there are many different kinds of order. What is the specific order that this great saint has in mind? It is an order of virtuous acts that lead to God. Augustine’s most celebrated phrase appears in the beginning of his Confessions: “Our hearts are restless and will not rest until they find rest in You" (cor nostrum inquietum est donc requiescat in Te).

Ultimately, these little decisions made every day — to make the bed, to check off your to-do list, to cook healthy meals, to reset the kitchen before sleep — aren’t for their own sake, at least not entirely. Without a sense of eternity, it’s difficult to see why “executive function” matters aside from being a clear boon to mental health.

The knowledge that we are refining ourselves for higher purposes — ultimately, communion with God — adds a profundity to household tasks that makes them simultaneously more urgent and more enjoyable. And in so doing, we prepare our homes and hearts to welcome the King of peace.

Loyola University professor claims 'anti-messiness, pro-niceness stance' is rooted in sexism and racism



Among the many recent trends on TikTok, Instagram, and elsewhere online, there may be none as ostensibly benign as the shared excitement over home organization. This faddish preoccupation is shared by people of various races, creeds, and nationalities. However, they apparently also share one major blind spot in common.

An American academic at Loyola University Chicago has seen what others have failed to: Clean kitchens, immaculate cupboards, and nicely organized provisions are the makings not just of an orderly home. They're racist. What's more, an aversion to slovenly living and chaotic kitchens is also rooted in sexism and classism.

Jenna Drenten is a pronoun-providing associate professor of marketing in the Quinlan School of Business at Loyola University Chicago. Her past scholarship includes a critique of "masculine dominance" in video gaming and an examination of "how lipstick reflects contested feminist politics of choice."

In a piece published Tuesday in the Conversation, Drenten attempted to answer the following questions: "How did the perfectly organized pantry become so ubiquitous in the digital age? And what does it say about the expectations of being a good homemaker?"

Whereas originally, the pantry was a hidden place to store food, over time, it has made its way into plain view. Greater visibility has made the pantry less of a utility closet for food and more of a status symbol, suggested the associate marketing professor.

Much in the same way that popular personalities on social media make a show of their meals in "food porn," people have similarly taken to parading images of their stocked shelves and organized kitchens online.

Rochelle Stewart is one such kitchen exhibitionist.

This Christian influencer routinely shares videos documenting her organizational prowess to her over 440,000 followers, as seen in this post:

Drenten wrote, "Storing spices in coordinated glass jars and color-coordinating dozens of sprinkles containers may seem trivial. But tidiness is tangled up with status, and messiness is loaded with assumptions about personal responsibility and respectability."

The associate professor did not go so far as to say slobbery is anti-racist, but Drenten did note that the "anti-messiness, pro-niceness stance" taken by people like Rochelle Stewart, a black mother, is built upon "a history of classist, racist and sexist social structures."

To make this grandiose accusation, largely unsubstantiated in the article, the associate professor links to three academic papers in passing.

The hyperlinked claim that the pursuit of cleanliness is "racist" takes readers to a 2003 paper in the "Journal of Women's History," which claims black women promoted "temperance, cleanliness of person and property, thrift, polite manners, and sexual purity" in part to evidence to white people "that African Americans could be respectable."

It is unclear from Drenten's piece whether she is insinuating that non-whites participating in "pantry porn" are trying to prove something to their white peers.

The hyperlinked claim that the pursuit of cleanliness is "sexist" takes readers to a 2006 paper in the same journal detailing the impact of the washing machine on perceptions of women and gender roles in Chilean society during the 20th Century. The paper similarly takes up the buzz word "respectability" and insinuates a perceived link between cleanliness and progress.

Finally, the hyperlinked claim in Drenten's piece that the pursuit of cleanliness is classist references a paper in a leftist activist publication, which suggests that "many working-class people have aspired to respectability – maintaining cleanliness in the home, presenting an image of ‘niceness’ through neat modes of dress, or speaking ‘proper’. This respectability is intended to show those in power that working-class people are worthy of their attention and assistance."

The class-focused paper intimates that boorishness and disorderly conduct might prove threatening to "the white bourgeoisie," particularly as "respectability was linked to white nationalism."

The three external bases for Drenten's argument all appear to presume the function of cleanliness and niceness is respectability, and that respectability necessarily is a means of satisfying the expectations of perceived racial and class betters.

"Cleanliness has historically been used as a cultural gatekeeping mechanism to reinforce status distinctions based on a vague understanding of 'niceness': nice people, with nice yards, in nice houses, make for nice neighborhoods," wrote Drenten.

Drenten is not a standout on the left when suggesting that the pursuit of higher standards of living and being are racist or racially-linked.

The Smithsonian Institute's National Museum of African American History similarly raised eyebrows in 2020 with a flier suggesting that rugged individualism; self-reliance; the nuclear family; rational linear thinking; quantitative emphasis; an emphasis on hard work as being key to success; punctuality; a preference for Christianity; decision-making; and the "Winner/loser dichotomy" were all aspects and assumptions of whiteness and white culture in the United States.

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Here is another example of "pantry porn," which Dreten might find deeply troubling:

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